Minho's POV:

 

so .. I'M GOING ON A DATE WITH SOO-KYUNG

I was so nervous I did something stupid .. I asked my group mates for date tips

I know stupid. plain dumb and stupid

 

"key , where should I take soo-kyung on a date?" I asked key

 

"OMO!  you came to the right person to ask minho, you should take soo-kyung .. SHOPPING~~.. every girl would want to go shopping with their boyfreind, I mean seriously , you should go buy her a pink dress it really suits her pale complexion and OH~!!! take her to a store that sells tank tops! oh boy! she'll love you to death and OH go pick up a shirt for me okay? and PLEASE NEVER BUY HER JEANS GIRLS ALWAYS LOOK PRETTIER ON DRESSES and turtle necks UGGGH OHMYGOD NEVER-- TURTLE NECKS ARE NEVER ." key went on and on about turtle necks, floral dresses eye shadows and blah blah blah

 

"uhh key.. I think.."

 

"OH! AND DO TAKE HER TO THE Salon for a trim or better yet to THE SPA oh *blah*blah*blah" 

 

conclusion: asking key about dating was a BAD thing

and so I went to my all reliable hyung -Jonghyun hyung

 

"hyung, where should I take soo-kyung for a date, I mean I asked key and all that came out from his mouth was-"

 

"I know shopping " jonghyun hyung laughed

 

"exactly"I replied

 

"seriously , why the hell did you ask key for dating tips? I mean, you should've asked me first , I , personally , know A LOT about dating"

 

"really hyung?"

 

"OH PLEASE I AM A PRO- okay, so here's the thing " jonghyun hyung cleared hi throat and he began

"first take her to a movie remember NEVER choose comedy that'll just ruin the mood, instead choose a romantic movie, and when the kissing part comes up look at soo-kyung hold her hands, release you 'PASSIONATE AURA' and let the lip locking begin"

 

"hyung that's ..."

 

"OR! you could choose a scary movie, and when soo-kyung gets scared hold her hand, look at her in the eyes and tell her 'I'll protect you' then she'll fall in love with you and she'll tell you 'minho I love you' then release your 'PASSIONATE AURA' and let the lip locking begin"

 

"seriously hyung I-"

 

"AND after that take her to a hotel and do 'IT' there kekeke" jonghyun hyung smiled ertedly

 

"hyung thanks for the advice but NO THANKS " aish seriously , how erted can he get?!

 

conclusion: jonghyun hyung =ert 

and so I went and asked the maknae, Taeminnie

 

"Taemin where should I take-"

 

"hyung do you like hamburgers? they're my current favorite , but then key umma told me they're full of fat so now I hate them"

 

"err okay.. I was just gonna ask-"

 

"but now ,I really like pancakes they're really soft and sweet and yummy especially when you eat em' with ice cream"

 

"Taemin I-"

 

"OH! and I like waffles too waffles are really good, but not as good as lollipops , speaking of lollipops I remembered 2ne1 and big bang's lollipop song lolli lolli lollipop~" he started singning and dancing

 

=_______=

 

"oh hyung, did you want to ask me something?" Taemin stopped dancing and he looked at me

 

"nothing..just screw this" =____________=

 

Conclusion: It's pointeless to ask Taemin

My only Hope Onew Hyung (but he'll probably talk all about chicken =____=)

 

"hyung,where should I take soo-kyung ? we're going on a date..tomorrow" I asked him 

 

"you should take her to.."

 

"KFC?" I predicted his answer

 

"yes!..what? NO!NO!NO! NEVER-TAKE-HER-TO-KFC" he growled

 

"eh?! why!?"

 

"cause, I'm going to KFC tomorrow and I dont want both of you to ruin my chicken " he explained  " instead take her to" onew hyung whispered to me the ideas of the date

 

0_0

 

"hyung, you-you..your.. a GENIUS!" I seriously did NOT expect onew hyung to know stuff about dating

 

"of course I am " he smirked

 

"don't tell me you've already been to dates?" I furrowed my eyes

 

"ya! I read all those stuff from a fan fic sites sheesh I would never betray my chicken, except if it's soo-kyung" he scoffed

 

conclusion: and I thought onew hyung only knew one word, "chicken". who would have thought he'd also be a love expert kekeke

 

 

I KNOW I KNOW late update =___=

I AM SORRY TO DEATH 

TT___TT I really don't want to apologize with an excuse but It's just that I had been busy these days -___-

don't blame me.. blame school.

 

TO COMPENSATE I PRESENT TO YOU ZE FUNNY MACRO KEKEKE