Jonghyun's turn-poor jessica ohoho

If you were The daughter of Shinee's manager.. :> [temporarily on HIATUS]

Jessica's POV:

AAAAACK WHAT  THE HAVE I DONE
I MADE THAT MORE FAMOUS DAMN DAMN
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"dont be so hot headed jessica, Youve got to admit she really looks pretty and not to mention she has talent I'm  thinking about inviting her to join SNSD" my manager spoke

THE !? HELL NO

"YA! YOU WONT ING LET HER JOIN SNSD ARASO? IF SHE'LL JOIN I'LL QUIT" i growled at her

THAT I WILL GET HER SOMEDAY I WILL GET HER

"ya, cancel all my schedules starting this monday till friday." I commanded my manager

"eh? but why you have a lot of promised appearances" she replied

"DO I LOOK LIKE I FRICKIN CARE !? JUST CANCEL ALL MY SCHEDULES I'LL BE GOING TO SCHOOL" I smirked

"but jessica shi I thought you hated going to school.. you even argued about it with S.M.E.'s President.." she replied

"WHY ARE YOU SO ING NOSY? DAMN JUST DO YOUR JOB AND QUIT ASKING QUESTIONS" I growled

I saw tiffany glaring at me when I was yelling our manager. I looked at her and smirked " problem ? " .
HA! SHE CANT EVEN REPLY HAHAHA SHE KNEW WELL THAT SNSD WOULD FLUNK WITHOUT ME OHOHOHOO

anyways,
Lee soo-kyung, you better watch your back this monday cause I'm coming to get you.. I'm coming to ruin you.. I'm coming to steal everything away from you
ABWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~ OHOhOHOHO~ I just love me ~~

End of Jessica's POV

-THE NEXT DAY-MONDAY-MORNING-
(shinee and soo-kyung is excused today from school because they were tired from the press conference yesterday)

poor jessica went to school. so excited to ruin soo-kyung and her reputation.
she was so prepared she even wore a pretty pink bow at the side of her hair
she entered her classroom and smiled so sweetly

Jessica's POV:

OHOHOHO IMMA MAKE ALL MY MALE CLASSMATES FALL FOR MY BEAUTY OHOHOH

"annyeong everone~ My name is jessica" I smiled as I stood in the door
all the boys looked at me and they said

"WOW SHE'S PRETTY"
"LOOK AT THOSE LEGS"
"WOOT WOOT"

ahh~ yes I know..that's the way things should be .. every boy falling head over heels for me ~ OHOHO

"eh? but soo-kyung looks waaay wayy better ." one boy spoke THE
HELL NO SHE DOESNT SHE'S A I TELL YOU A

"YEAH! soo-kyung doesnt even wear makeup she's naturally pretty!" another guy spoke
"YEAH" everyone from the class shouted even the girls

WTF IS HAPPENING HERE WTFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I stomped my feet and walked to my seat. as I sat down I heard girls gossiping

"YEAH soo-kyung unni's really pretty and talented too..she's also smart she's top in class" one girl spoke.

"mhmm she's really kind too once she helped me when i got scolded because I dont have an algebra book.. soo-kung unni gave her book to me and she got scolded bacause of me.. I really like her" another girl spoke

"eh? but isnt she absent today?" another one spoke.
SOO-kYUNG ABSENT? DAMN . AT LEAST MY SHINEE OPPA'S ARE HE-

"shinee's absent too. weird. huh...."a girl joined in their conversation

WHAT THEYRE ALL ABSENT!!?!?!? .. THEN WHY THE HELL AM I IN SCHOOL!?!?!
MY ONLY PURPOSE OF COMING HERE IS TO RUIN SOO-KYUNG
SO NOW THAT SHE'S NOT HERE IMMA FLEE~~

I was about to leave the classroom when the teacher stopped me

"miss jessica jung where do you think your going? class is starting..you were absent last week so you need to make up for that one week. go back to your seat"

AISH IM STUCK HERE IN CLASS DAMN DAMN DAMN ROTTEN LUCK
AISH THAT SOO-kYUNG REALLY IS GIVING ME TONS OF BAD LUCK AND HEADACHES DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN. >.< FML.

MEANWHILE: that morning

Jonghyun's POV:

I'm not gonna wake up early today.NO I WONT WAKE UP TODAY AT ALL
yes I know were supposed to have school today but we were excused for today because of the press conference yesterday...
AISH I'm so frickin disappointed .. I mean.. taemin got a date with soo-kyung, key got a lunch date with soo-kyung, onew hyung got a duet with soo-kyung, minho.. well soo-kyung likes minho. but ME? ME?! THERE'S NO FRICKIN ME IN THIS FRICKIN STORY DAMN.
-________________- I MEAN, COME ON!! HEAR ME OUT PEOPLE! I LIKE SOO-kYUNG TOO.. WHY CANT I HAVE A SWEET MOMENT WITH HER.. >.<..yes, i like her I KNOW DONT RUB IT IN.
(THIS IS JUST SO UNFAIR YOU AUTHOR))

AISH AS I WAS THINKING... I'M NOT WAKING UP EARLY TODAY . NUH-UH
Key went out, taemin went out minho went out, onew tried to wake me but he eventually went out.. key went back in our room storming, trying to wake me up I glared at him and he went out .
I AM NOT WAKING UP TODAY NUH-UH NO NO NO NO  NO . DAMN I'LL JUST SULK HERE THINKING ABOUT ALL THE SWEET MOMENTS SOO-KYUNG AND I WOULD HAVE SHARED.
T__T both of us would have been all lovey dovey now if it wasnt for those 4 idiots AAAARGGGHHH.. >.<
SOO-KYUNG~~!!!! T_____T

*someone knocks at the door* AISH IT MIGHT BE MANAGER HYUNG .

"Hyung I dont have any schedules today so please just let me go back to sleep! I'm not feeling well" I mumbled while covering my whole body including my face with my blanket.

.....
WOAH SURPRISING manager hyung is acting pretty weird ...  usually when I'll tell him about me being sick hell all be like: "NOT FEELING WELL? KIM KIBUM! your yeobo's not feeling well! take care of him! seriously,  we cant afford you guys feeling ill, your fans will murder us"
but now manager hyung is all calm and shizz I wonder what's up...

I heard those 4 idiots leave our dorm.
"ya! jonghyun! wake up already you lazy ! we'll be leaving now okay! see you later yeobo~~" I heard key shout
AISH THAT DIVA JUST LEAVE ALREADY. CANT YOU GIVE ME PEACE HERE?!
 
5,4,3,2,1
*vrooooooom* I heard the car depart
AAAAAAHHH~ FINALLY PEACE AND QUIET
NOW I CAN PEACEFULLY SULK HERE. yes no more key nagging . no more taemin whining.. no more dorky hyungs.. no more death glares from that minho
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH~~ PEAAACE~~

suddenly I hear a knock on the door.
eh? who could this be I thought manager hyung left with those 4 idiots.. well I guess he was concerned about me feeling ill ohohoho

"come in hyung" I mumbled

I heard the door open,

SERIOUSLY HYUNG I WANT PEACE AND QUIET PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!! >.<

"hyung I seriously want to be alone cause I'm not--" O_O "s-soo-soo-kyung?"

"oh, I'm sorry for disturbing you jonghyun ... I 'll leave now.." she spoke

"ah. eh wait, soo-kyung. .. I thought you were manager hyung.. what brought you here?. eh? and what is that" I looked at her she was carrying a tray with a bowl and water on top of it.

"I was  actually worried because your not up early today.. and when I knocked.. on the door, you told me your not feeling well .. so.. I.. made you breakfast..." she mumbled

AHW SHE DOES CARE FOR ME OMO! SOO-KYUNG~!!

"really? for me?.. " I asked still not believing
soo-kyung nodded

WAIT!... AM I DREAMING!?!?! MENTAL SLAP*
AISH I DONT CARE IF I'M DREAMING PLEASE OH GOD DONT WAKE ME UP!!!>.<

...WAIT JUST ANOTHER MINUTE I THOUGHT Soo-kyung LIKED MINHO...
NAAAAH MAYBE SHE'S STARTING TO LIKE ME OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

I sat on the side of my bed, soo-kyung sat beside me
WOAH HEART CALM DOWNNNN
she placed the tray on her lap and she opened the bowl revealing a jeonbokjuk (congee/porridge)
OMO MY FAVORITE.. okay it's my favorite now because soo-kyung cooked it for me.SHE COOKED IT ONLY FOR ME uh-huuuh~ not for key not for taemin not for onew not for minho SHE COOKED THE FRICKING JEONBOKJUK FOR MY KIM JONGHYUN OHOHOHO

"IMMA EAT WELL~" I grinned while grabbing the spoon

suddenly soo-kyung grabbed the spoon from my hand and she looked at me with a cute pouting face
AHW I CANT HELP BUT PINCH HER CHEEKS. SHE'S SO CUTE

"kiyowo!!~ .. your so cuute~~ but.. I thought this was for me" I asked

"Imma feed you.. I dont have anything to do anyway^^" she smiled

"seriosly, soo-kyung I'm not taemin" I pouted
She stuck out *merong* and she started feeding me

"jjonghyun say 'aah' " she was so cuuute~~

after I ate. she washed the dishes and I watched TV..well I wasnt really watching TV i.. I was still thinking about how cute soo-kyung was while feeding me
SERIOUSLY I WONT MIND GETTING SICK IF SOO-KYUNG WILL BE THERE TO TAKE CARE OF ME

ahh~ finally I have a sweet moment with my soo-kyung ohohoho.. WAIT ehehe Imma text those 4 idiots about this OHOHOHOO

from :kim jonghyun
to:kimkey , minho, taeminnie, onewhyung

ahhh~ had a lovely morning
why?
well my future wife woke me up (soo-kyung)
she cooked breakfast for me ^^
she even fed me breakfast ON BED ;;^^;;
I BET SHE ALREADY SHIFTED HER LOVE FROM MINHO TO ME kekeke
ahh~ this is the life!~..
now we both are alone in our dorm.((but yah! dont get the wrong Idea I'm no prevert araso?))
jealous? ohohoho
well you better be >:)

--and sent!!

OHOHOHO I'M SO EXCITED TO HEAR THEIR REPLIES EHEHEHE

5,4,3,2,1

*RING*RING*RINGGGG
(oh a video call >:) ohohoho )

Jonghyun: yeoboseyo ^^
key: yah! DONT EVEN DARE LAY A FINGER ON MY FUTURE WIFE! . i repeat MY FUTURE WIFE
. YA! JONGHYUN ARE YOU LISTENING

AISH SERIOUSLY KIM KIBUM!! kekeke This is getting kind of interesting.. just watch kim kibum.. I'll make you really reeally jealous
so jealous that you'll want to go home this instant. but no~ you cant~ cause you still have appearances to go to~
I hurriedly went to soo-kyung and i whispered to her ears

"soo-kyung shi , I'm really sorry but .. can you do me one favour ..let's mess with key okay? follow my lead.. "

Nobody's POV:

Key(still on the phone) : YA ! KIM JONGHYUN WHERE THE EFF ARE YOU
(the rest of shinee was there too they shared with key's phone.. they also recieved jonghyun's text)
Onew: YA! OU DONGSAENG!
Taemin: JONGHYUUUUNNNNNN HYUNG TT____TT

Jonghyun: woah! guys calm down.. I just called my future wife .. yeobo say hi~
Soo-kyung ( who just followed jonghyun's lead) : annyeong~
Key, Taemin, Onew: SOO-KYUNG!?!?!?!!??!
Jonghyun: yes that was soo-kyung you idiots, now I'll just make thing clear okay?
Key: what are you trying to do you DINO-!?
Jonghyun: yeobo~ who's your future hussy?
Soo-kyung(was dying of laughter): Jonghyun oppa~!
Key: WHAT!?!
Taemin: NOOOONAAAAAAAA

*Jonghyun ends the call*


"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Jonghyun and soo-kyung laughed so hard tears of joy were coming out from their eyes

"we sure got key good!" jonghyun was still laughing

"mmhmm! but I felt sorry for taemin " soo-kyung chuckled

"I kinda felt sorry too.. poor dongsaeng.. oh well theyre probably rushing their schedules now and they'll probably go home early today.. poor me will get beaten up for sure" jonghyun spoke while still laughing

"dont worry sunbae, I wont let them get you" soo-kyung smiled

---------------------------
Minho's POV:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIISH I CANT TAKE THIS ANMORE.
WHAT IF THAT BISH JONGHYUN WILL DO STUFF TO SOO-KYUNGG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH

" key , how many minutes left till we go home?" I asked key

"6 hours."

"I SAID 'MINUTES'" I growled

"woah, calm down CHILLL okay 360 minutes "

AAAAAAAISSSSSSSHHHHH 360 MINUTES?!?! AAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH

"damn you jonghyun" I mumbled

"ne, hyung are you jealous of jonghyun? AHA! I KNEW IT yoU DO LIKE SOO-kYUNG.. wait.. you dont like her.. YOU LOVE HER!!" taemin screamed

THIS STUPID DONGSAENG AISH DAMN

"no, I dont like her, I dont love her too. !" I growled

"oh really?~~" taemin teased

"YOU BETTER SHUT UP YOU DONGSAENG OR I'LL DONATE YOUR ICE CREAM SUPPL TOO!"

"you wouldnt" taemin looked scared

"oh dont try me, I can even donate onew hyungs chicken..YES I HAVE THE GUTS" I hissed

"WAAAAH TT_TT KEY UMMA!!! MINHO HUNGS GONNA DONATE MY ICE CREAM" taemin whined towards key

"ya! minho! no need to be mean to your dongsaeng!" key nagged

AISH I CANT WAIT TO GO AND BEAT UP THAT JONGHYUN SERIOUSLY I'M SO MAD I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY!!


 

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NaRu91
#1
Chapter 51: unnie plssssssssssss
updates soon, I want to read more of your facfic
nemjohns
#2
Chapter 5: lol. Onew's funny. 'I've never felt this way ever since Imet chicken.' lol. RLAB. XD
ontaetae #3
ill wait fmor your comback!!
readingglass #4
atemin111 <3
SuraLovesYou
#5
How long will you be on hiatus? New reader here!!
jhel24 #6
wow ,.. unni so yepuda .. and minho so chalsaenggata i really like those conversation .. <<<< :)
ForeverFifi #7
Just started reading, love your fic:)
starzz
#8
I really love ur story!!! <3 love it sooooo much! HWAITING
jasmin1131
#9
kyaaah! choha! (/^o^)/ pls update soon!^^ we'll wait! really really like the story!