"heck bacon, i had a gr88 date i think im in loVE, will u be my boyfreb?"

bacon began to swebt, "i likE U TOO TRACE BUT, wHEN U MAKE UR LAST WISH, I WILL BE TURNED BACK INNTO A STRIP OF BACON, anD I WONT B ABLE TO BE UR BOYFREN."

trace then began to cry.

then bacon started crying greasy tears.

"hECK but ur so cute n stuff."

"thANKS UR CUTE TOO."

after several hours of snifflin, trace got up, "hECK WHY DON I WISH FOR U TO BE MY BOYFREN AN NOT TURN INTO A BACON STRIP!"

"o thats two wishes buT OK!"

and bacon granted her wish and they lived happily ever after eating bacon and hawaiian pizza every day the end.