"oKAY TRACE BUBBY WHERE DO U WAN GO FOR OUR DATE" bacon said as he held onto traces hand with his sweaty bacon fingers.

"uM how about we go to... uhhh.... to a pizza place?" trace mumbled like a mouse bc sHE COULDN'T MAKE UP HER MIND EVER ABOUT ANYTHING UGH. "oKAY PiZA IT IS." Bacon said as he lifted trace up onto his shoulders and naruto ran to the nearest pizza restaurant.

"Welcom to generic pizza place what would u like to order?"

bacon looked at trace, "wELL wHAT DO U WAN?"

trace mumbled, "can we get a hawaiiaaaaan pizza?"

"it'll b right out!"

The waitress left the sweaty korean ladyboy and trace alone.

"sO uh i don know how dates work bc i mostly just stay in sm's dungeon but... do we like hol hans or somthin?"

trace blooshed, "um... no we're supposed to like talk about the stuff we like n be cute n stuff probably."

"o heCK that souns hard... um, i think ur  eyeballs look like gumballs. i like gumballs."

trace blooshed harder, "ur such a romantic."

"tHANKS."

the pizza arrived.

"hECK THAT LOOKS YUMMY BUT NOT AS YUMMY AS U," bacon said, lookin at trace nervously to make sure he was bein cute enough.

"d'AWWWWWWWWWWW lets eAT," trace began stuffin herself with pizza and bacon began eatin too.

"mAN THIS IS GOOD, buT I DON HAV ANY MONI, mY AGENCY KEEPS IT ALL TO BY SOLID GOLD S." trace groaned, "wAIT I STILL HAV tWO WISHES RIGHT, I WISH WE COULD PAY FOR THE PIZZA!"

"hECK THATS SO SMARS OK!" bacon then used his magic greasy fingers and made traces wish come true.

"aYYYY LETS GET OUTTA HERE TRAce!"

trace n bacon left the pizza place holdin hans.