""It was a lovers' quarrel"- says CN Blue manager. Jung Yong Hwa and Park Shin Hye are dating!!! - and have been for the past 6 years!!!!"

In an interesting development of what is commonly known these days as the ' k pop scandal of the decade '- the one which involves Jung Yong Hwa, Park Shin Hye and a cell phone ; you know for those who are living under a rock- it's been revealed that the duo have actually been dating all these years and 'the incident' was in fact a lovers' quarrel. Right. What better place than airport for lovers to quarrel'"-

Yong Hwa feels divided between whether to slam his head in a wall repeatedly till his skull cracks or whether to laugh hysterically till his wind pipe kinks and he just, dies. Oh well. He admits however ,things could have been worse. Much worse. In the mildest case scenario he could have got jail time for misbehaviour in public and 'violence against a woman' or in the worst case scenario, got kicked out of CN Blue and the entire music industry. At least now he doesn't look like a 'wifebeater' which the women's rights associations were trying hard to make him look like. It was simply ridiculous considering how he never even lay a finger on the insufferable .....gir....witch.  At least now the women's right activists can calm their . 

It was his manager's ingenious idea of damage control : give a whole different picture to the public about 'the incident'. Distract the public from Yong's terrible temper which led to the unpleasant scene and make them focus on the non-existent 'love story' between the duo. So his manager went ahead and leaked the story to newspapers and TV channels and gossip blogs and so far it has been proven to be wildly successful. Their '6 year old secret love affair' has been making waves on every media platform. The internet has gone crazy since and to his utmost surprise, the response from BOICE and the general public has been quite positive. In fact the BOICE have already come up with a couple name for the two of them too- Yongshin. Yongshin. Mmmm.....He likes it. It's cool and kinda has a zing to it-

He shakes his head and stares at the lap top screen stunned. No way did he just now think that his and that gir....witch's name paired up together has a 'zing' to it. What the hell is wrong with him?

Anyways, every dark cloud has a silver lining and this one has been very luminously silver. Shortly after seeing on KBS the story of the 'illicit love affair of Yongshin' Seohyun had called him in a fit of fury and announced to him that she does not ever want to be in a relationship with a cheating piece of slimy slug - an interesting choice of words , that is him. He had ended up thanking heavens. Good riddance.

Yong Hwa gets up and wears his expensive $234000 Rolex Submarines wrist watch which he hasn't worn since his luncheon with Prime Minister's family last year. His hand reaches the $1000 an ounce Caron's Poivre perfume bottle that he doesn't use often except for the most special occasions and practically bathes in it. His hand reaches his expensive MenScience hair gel which he hasn't used since he watched New York Fashion Week sitting next to Zac Efron in the first row and slicks gel his hair back. He checks himself in the mirror. 

Good.

He looks exactly the way he had had wanted to.

Like a demigod.

He had wanted to look good.....

For the paparazzi, who are going to be taking shots every millisecond's time of their 'secret' romantic getaway. Secret as in -the exact -time -and -location -leaked -to- the -paparazzi- by- his -manager- secret.

For onlookers in the vicinity of their dating location who are going to be plastering their faces on to the glass walls of the cafe where their very 'private' date is going to take place.

For her. Especially for her who he wanted to dazzle with his good looks-

Oh cut it Yong.

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He arrives in his porsche at the famous La Bonita VIP cafe amidst a sea of blinding camera flashes going off in his eyes. There seems to be at least 50 paparazzis and reporters surrounded by a herd of curious onlookers as well. Yong sighs in satisfaction. His manager has done one fine job of leaking the news about their 'secret date'. Now it's up to him and that witch: the one source of endless trouble and heartache in his life: to act their part as a couple insanely in love with each other after being through so much together and literally growing up together for six years!

How the two of them are ever going to pull such an act off siccessfully is beyong Yong Hwa. For christ's sake, he hasn't spoken 10 words with her during all these years he's known her. Yong is ready to put their differences and years of badblood behind him for the job at hand and he hopes she's willing to do the same just for his sake. They can't do a sloppy job of pretending to b