The Divorce

Winner Text Messages 2

 

For @pinaywriter

I'm like a flacid when it comes to keeping in touch.

Anyway, 

Enjoy~

 

 

 

 

Mino: Jinwoo hyung, what do you want for you birthday?

Jinwoo: eh, nothing? I don't know

Mino: come on don't be like this. Just tell me what you want, I'll buy it for you

Jinwoo: a house

Mino: marry me first

Jinwoo: then, a day without you

Mino: you got mean! hyung got so mean! whoaaaaa seriously

Mino: I told you that you shouldn't hang out with Kang Seungyoon. The kid's a bad news

Seungyoon:

Mino: See??? I don't know what you see in him

Seunghoon: who took my mask?

Seungyoon: what mask?

Seunghoon: facial mask

Seungyoon: who would take it?

Seunghoon: one of you es, obviously. Except Jinwoo

Mino: don't you have like 1200 packs?

Seunghoon: I do, and I'm missing one

Seungyoon: how do you know?

Seunghoon: why, so you can get one without me noticing it later?

Seungyoon: I didn't take it

Mino: It wasn't me. I never use facemask

Seungyoon: bull

Mino: I don't need stuff like that. I don't even know how to use them

Seungyoon: shameless bastard

Mino: so, clearly, it was you

Seungyoon: I don't even have a face, what are you taking about?

Mino: who is shameless now

Jinwoo: wait,

Jinwoo: are you two scared of Hoon now?

Seunghoon: and you took the most expensive one! I was saving that up for later!

Seungyoon: you're seriously creepy, you know that?

Mino: you have packs and packs, so stingy

Seungyoon: did you know he threw poo into my room just because I took ONE, (1) 한 개, UNO!!! pair of underwear

Mino: next thing you know, he'll charge you for air

Seunghoon: who told you to run out of underwear?

Seungyoon: I was busy, nobody did my laundry

Seunghoon: you're suppose to be grown man

Seungyoon: It happened one! time!

Seungyoon: and you had bunch of new ones! and I got you a new one! 

Seungyoon: and we were suppose to be brothers, a family

Mino: we grew u together, raised each other

Seunghoon: I didn't know you when you were a snotty brat, and my mom raised me, you bastard

Seungyoon: tsk tsk

Mino: love of a life time shattered over a consumable good

Seungyoon: tragedy. they should write a play about us

Seunghoon: psychos. Actual psychos

Seunghoon: I want a day without you guys too!

Seungyoon: a day, a week, a month, a year... and then, an eternity

Mino: this is how it begins

Mino: Yoon, he's gonna leave us

Seungyoon: give me my youth back, you bastard!

Mino: we have 4 kids together, think of them al least!

Seunghoon: you two should have never met

Mino: yeah, go ahead. leave

Seungyoon: I'm still young and pretty

Seunghoon: ah, my head hurts

Jinwoo: ya, what do you guys want for dinner?

Mino: a home meal

Jinwoo: then make it

Jinwoo: you're pretty much jobless now anyway, be useful just this once

Mino: ah, my heart hurts

Seungyoon: nice ^^ kkk

 

 

 

 

See you next time~

 

 

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joelleste
#1
Chapter 5: I miss this series.. It's been awhile.. 🐣
sakurasasuke
#2
Chapter 17: i just love MinYoon love-hate relationship. chu
sakurasasuke
#3
Chapter 3: haha song mino. what the hell you blabbering abt. ???. love your story author nim
ace1188 #4
Chapter 18: Woww thankss for updatee
warriorkitty
#5
Chapter 18: This is so adorable! You take as long as you want. Your readers will still be here! ^^
lonesomewolf
#6
Chapter 18: So much noise in winner ㅋㅋㅋㅋ wait.... so who took Hoon's facial pack??? O.o

Thank you for updating :*
Teal96ko #7
Chapter 17: I was binge reading your story, it was an amazing journey! I love it so much, the way you write them is so hilarious ??

I also love how whipped Yoon is for Jinwoo hyung ?? soo funyyy! And the recent chapters with cameos of jhonng, bei, rei, and haute is really funny too!! All of them is really cutee uwu I'm excited to see more of this dorks ??
pinaywriter
#8
Chapter 17: Too cute
Chrissienam #9
Chapter 5: This is seriously cute!!
annethundr05 #10
Chapter 15: This was interesting, sadly I do think they get like that sometimes. And yes so least Jinwoo, and Hoonie remember to sleep. Lol