The Divorce
Winner Text Messages 2
For @pinaywriter
I'm like a flacid when it comes to keeping in touch.
Anyway,
Enjoy~
Mino: Jinwoo hyung, what do you want for you birthday?
Jinwoo: eh, nothing? I don't know
Mino: come on don't be like this. Just tell me what you want, I'll buy it for you
Jinwoo: a house
Mino: marry me first
Jinwoo: then, a day without you
Mino: you got mean! hyung got so mean! whoaaaaa seriously
Mino: I told you that you shouldn't hang out with Kang Seungyoon. The kid's a bad news
Seungyoon:
Mino: See??? I don't know what you see in him
Seunghoon: who took my mask?
Seungyoon: what mask?
Seunghoon: facial mask
Seungyoon: who would take it?
Seunghoon: one of you es, obviously. Except Jinwoo
Mino: don't you have like 1200 packs?
Seunghoon: I do, and I'm missing one
Seungyoon: how do you know?
Seunghoon: why, so you can get one without me noticing it later?
Seungyoon: I didn't take it
Mino: It wasn't me. I never use facemask
Seungyoon: bull
Mino: I don't need stuff like that. I don't even know how to use them
Seungyoon: shameless bastard
Mino: so, clearly, it was you
Seungyoon: I don't even have a face, what are you taking about?
Mino: who is shameless now
Jinwoo: wait,
Jinwoo: are you two scared of Hoon now?
Seunghoon: and you took the most expensive one! I was saving that up for later!
Seungyoon: you're seriously creepy, you know that?
Mino: you have packs and packs, so stingy
Seungyoon: did you know he threw poo into my room just because I took ONE, (1) 한 개, UNO!!! pair of underwear
Mino: next thing you know, he'll charge you for air
Seunghoon: who told you to run out of underwear?
Seungyoon: I was busy, nobody did my laundry
Seunghoon: you're suppose to be grown man
Seungyoon: It happened one! time!
Seungyoon: and you had bunch of new ones! and I got you a new one!
Seungyoon: and we were suppose to be brothers, a family
Mino: we grew u together, raised each other
Seunghoon: I didn't know you when you were a snotty brat, and my mom raised me, you bastard
Seungyoon: tsk tsk
Mino: love of a life time shattered over a consumable good
Seungyoon: tragedy. they should write a play about us
Seunghoon: psychos. Actual psychos
Seunghoon: I want a day without you guys too!
Seungyoon: a day, a week, a month, a year... and then, an eternity
Mino: this is how it begins
Mino: Yoon, he's gonna leave us
Seungyoon: give me my youth back, you bastard!
Mino: we have 4 kids together, think of them al least!
Seunghoon: you two should have never met
Mino: yeah, go ahead. leave
Seungyoon: I'm still young and pretty
Seunghoon: ah, my head hurts
Jinwoo: ya, what do you guys want for dinner?
Mino: a home meal
Jinwoo: then make it
Jinwoo: you're pretty much jobless now anyway, be useful just this once
Mino: ah, my heart hurts
Seungyoon: nice ^^ kkk
See you next time~
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