In Which They're Nothing Like How They're Apparently Suppose to Be.
Winner Text Messages 2
Here is to Winner ^^
Enjoy~
Taehyun: Half of this room is nothing but a pile of trash
Taehyun: trash of a trash
Taehyun: How can a human being stay in all this trash?
Mino: What are you talking about, I cleaned my room last week
Taehyun: I'm not talking about you
Seunghoon: We're all used to your trash
Mino: I'm a pretty neat person
Seunghoon: Yeah, true
Seunghoon: it is just that your idea of tidying up is very different than normal person's
Mino: what is wrong with mine?
Taehyun: It is trash
Mino: Is it okay that this little er keeps talking to us like this?
Seunghoon: It is not
Jinwoo: Were you talking about Seungyoon's side of the room?
Taehyun: yes
Taehyun: Hyung, why do you still stay with him?
Taehyun: how do you stay with him?
Jinwoo: to make a living
Taehyun: Ah...
Jinwoo: Yeah...
Seungyoon: go ahead, break my heart more
Seungyoon: maybe I'll get another song out of it
Mino: Maknes are suppose to be cute
Mino: and funny
Taehyun: I thought you loved me just the way I am?
MIno: I only say that because that is the truth
Mino: doesn't mean I don't want a cute and funny maknae
Taehyun: then I want cooler hyungs
Jinwoo: are we not cool enough?
Seunghoon: Hyung, I'm practically your dad
Taehyun: One is an idiot
Taehyun: the other one is even more of an idiot
Taehyun: the oldest is just trying to make a living
Jinwoo: it is so hard to make a living
Taehyun: and Seunghoon hyung is probably the president of our anti-cafe
Taehyun: and YG's anti-cafe's, too
Seunghoon: do you blame me?
Taehyun: No
Mino: hang on
Seungyoon: who is the one who is "even more of an idiot"?
Mino: I'm the idiot, so that is you
Seungyoon: remember when we had that quiz to eat?
Seungyoon: remember just for how long you stayed hungry?
Seungyoon: Yeah, thought so
Seungyoon: I'm the idiot
Seungyoon: you're the other one
Mino: In Taehyun's eyes, you are the one who is even more of an idiot
Seunghoon: why are you even accepting Taehyun's words like that
Seunghoon: fighting to become an idiot, well done, you are doing really good
Seunghoon: the supposedly-leaders of our group
Jinwoo: we are ruined, don't trust them
Mino: leaders are all about charisma
Mino: Seungyoon is a chopstick with only one sock
Seungyoon: a rapper should be mysterious
Seungyoon: silent and strong
Seungyoon: I can probably fill the whole ocean with all ur lame craps and s
Mino: craps and s are the same thing
Seungyoon: and you are full of it
Seunghoon: I love it when you guys say these loving things to each other
Mino: I want maknae to wake me up cutely
MIno: instead of Seungyoon barking to my ears like an insane llama
Seungyoon: you, I'm pretty
Taehyun: I'm not your lover anything, why would I do that
Mino: then I'm gonna continue being full of lame craps and s
Seunghoon: good for you
Seunghoon: be who you are
Seunghoon: don't change
Seunghoon: stay lame
Jinwoo: it would be really weird and boring if Mino was silent and strong
JInwoo: and I can't ever see Taehyun being cute
Jinwoo: our other rapper, Seunghoon, should've probably become the main dancer of a girl group
Jinwoo: but here we are
Seunghoon: you are complimenting me, right?
JInwoo: how many antis do we have?
Seunghoon: not telling you, and you cannot make me say anything
Seunghoon: we are united
Taehyun: How loyal of you
Seunghoon: at least they love me
Mino: Jinwoo hyung is the only one who is predictable at first glance
Mino: looks really pretty, nice and cute
Mino: and he really is pretty, nice and cute
Seungyoon: I saw what he has in his computer
Seungyoon: he is not all that pretty, nice and cute
Seungyoon: I've seen some
Taehyun: must be hard for hyung to hide his true self
Jinwoo: like I said
Jinwoo: so hard to make a living
...they don't have a single "cool" member.
Eh~
As you all probably know,this is suppose to have only 1 chapter.
Thanks, Winner, really, for coming back on the 1st of February.
But, since I'm all cool and stuff, I have decided to write 5 chapters.
EXIT: E has 5 songs, so...
Awesome. I'm awesome.
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