LuHan's Manliness

You: Luge! I saw your previews during Chao-ge's movie gala. You look great!

LuHan: Thanks!

You: Did you have a good time?

LuHan: Yes, I did. I was slightly exhausted from the previous activities but I had fun.

You: Oh don't overwork yourself please. I don't want you to get sick again. It breaks my heart. :(

LuHan: Don't worry. I won't. I will take care of myself even more. I don't want you and other Lufans to worry about me.

You: That's great. :) Make sure to get enough rest, gege.

LuHan: Will do. ^_~

You: By the way, Luge. I saw many comments on Twitter about your outfit tonight. They say you look so handsome! I agree 100%! It's simple yet stylish. So cool! *fangirling

LuHan: Oh really? Do I look manly?

You: Yes! Really manly! Your skin looks so smooth, too. I can't believe you're older than me!

LuHan: You wanna know my secret?

You:

LuHan: .....

You: *waiting

LuHan: .....

You: *still waiting

LuHan: Sorry. Can't tell!

You:

LuHan:

You: Fine. I won't be forcing you to tell me.

LuHan: LOL Don't get mad at me, okay? I just like teasing you.

You: I know. You can be a child sometimes, ge.

LuHan: Sorry. Can't help it.

You: OMG! There are so many tweets about how you look tonight, ge. My tl is so alive!~

LuHan: Yeah? What do they say about me?

You: Uhm~ Well... some say you look cool while others think you look like a girl.

LuHan: .....

You: ......

LuHan: A girl, you say?

You: Yup.

LuHan: .....

You: .....

LuHan logs out.

You: LUGE! I was just kidding! You're manly you're manly! Manlier than Zeus! Manlier than all gods in the Olympus! You are manlier than Cristiano Ronaldo and Matt Damon combined! You can even add Djemba and Santel but they can't beat your manliness. They got nothing on you, Luge! Hail to the manliest man in the universe!