J-hope (The hourly pick-up lines)

How they got their girl

12:00

 

"Yoongi noona! I have a question for you"

 

" On the scale of 1 to America how free are you tonight?"

 

".......What the is wrong with you?"

 

1:00

"Hey, did you just fart because your blew me away?"

 

"What makes you think a girl would actually like that pick-up line?"

 

2:00

 

" Dang girl are you my appendix because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?"

 

"You clearly don't know the pain of having appendicitis."

 

3:00

 

"Is that a phone in your pocket cause that is calling for me"

 

"Hoseok....that is inappropriate....please stop"

 

4:00

 

"Call me Mr. Flinstone cause I can make your bed rock"

 

"Stop it you ert! You're really starting to annoy me"

 

5:00

 

"Hey, I need a friend who's a girl, so will you be my girlfriend?"

 

"If I say yes, are you going to stop with the pick-up lines?"

 

"Yes"

 

"Fine"

 

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Chrysallion
#1
This is all so cute omg x33 <3