Let's Get Onew To Moan

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They want Onew to moan. For the song. They want SHINee's leader to moan for the majority of one of their new songs. And not the moan he gives after eating a really crispy chicken drumstick. The moan that he's never really had a chance to give before. The gasping, ual, type of moan. Why him!? The other members decide to play a game. Will the other members succeed in getting Onew to agree, because of course they don't want to be the ones that have to moan, and practice along with them? 

For "Shout Out" the manager seems intent on making Onew, the ever esteemed leader of SHINee, moan for the majority of the song. Onew protests, and it's up to SHINee to convince their leader to play the part. Key does what he knows best, seduction - through chicken. Jonghyun does what he knows best - sneaky, underhanded, bribery. Taemin does what he knows best - act innocent and adorable, and Minho does what he does best - Minho.


This just kind of came to me while I was listening to Shout Out like for the hundredth time. It's just a funny fic/crack. Fun to write. I LOVE listening to Onew's moan in it. Aish, so erted..

This is not :). Just implied, for the sake of crack. Crack fic with plot.

Not sure if it should be rated. It's all subtle implication, I think.

Foreword

“You want me to...what?” Onew blinked, and the other SHINee members looked at each other uneasily.

“Moan.” The director said, looking at his script carefully. The reactions of the boys unfazed him.

“M..”

“You want our leader to moan for the majority of the song?” Minho softly asked, blinking. Key was frowning, and Jonghyun had a smirk on his face. Taemin, for some reason, had turned pink.

Onew looked pale.

“Moan like a girl.”

“Can’t we just get a girl then?” Key questioned, reasonably enough.

Onew nodded in agreement and Minho nodded as well. Jonghyun frowned at this, realizing that that was certainly a possibility.

“SMENT doesn’t want to get anyone else involved.”

“So I’m to play the role of a girl?” Onew asked, in disbelief.

“Yes.”

“No.”

“But..”

“Why can’t you get Key to do it! He’s more prone to like a girl!” Onew burst out, frustratedly.

“Yah, what’s that supposed to mean?”

Everyone looked at Key. Jonghyun’s ears turned red, and Key’s cheeks tinged pink. 

“Let’s just get a girl, lots of people involve-” Onew was cut off by Jonghyun, who suddenly interrupted, clearing his throat.

“You know, that new MV by Super Junior did seem really..questionable, because they didn’t want to get a girl in the MV…”

“No Other?” Taemin piped up, trying to remember his hyungs’ video. 

“Yeah...is SMENT really that averse to not getting a girl involved?” Minho asked, looking around at the manager, who said nothing.

“They used to be fine, right?” Key added, remembering a couple of their past MVs. They had very few with extra girls, but-

“This isn’t going to even become an MV!” Onew suddenly burst out. “They just want to torture me!”

“Listen, Jinki, you have to understand that-”

“I am not like a girl on the brink of !” 

“Come on, Onew, just imagine you’re eating chicken or something.” Minho said now, feeling exasperated and wanting the practice to start already.

“I’m NOT .” 

Key suddenly looked at Jonghyun, an evil glint in his eyes.

“Why don’t we see what we can do to get him to moan?” Jonghyun blinked at Key’s words, and Taemin and Minho all snapped their heads to the other boy.

“Oh, hyung, like a game!” Taemin said, happily clapping his hands together. A look of amusement passed over Minho’s face, and Jonghyun looked deep in thought, before looking from Key to Onew, who’s eyes had widened.

“We’ll call it: Let’s Get Onew to Moan.” He said, smirking.


Please look forward to the next update! I hope you like it! I normally just write angst, (Innocence Torn), but this is kind of to...make me stop feeling so depressed over it x_x. Leave a comment and tell me what you think ^.^. I already have a couple ideas on what I'm going to get people to do to try and make Onew moan, but if you have anything you want to happen - please do tell me :).

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skydragonAlways
#1
Chapter 5: The only thing I have to say is: AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! I'm laughing like a retarded seal and I freaking love Key when he ask for eggs and Jas says: you guys are all gay! And Key says: So I'm assuming you don't want eggs? AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA please keep writing in really in awe ahhahah
feyluvdragonqueens #2
Chapter 5: awsome plz update! seeing the ual side of shinee is smexy! but woah xD
Totally07Asian13 #3
Chapter 5: Omg what kinda fanfic did I run to? XD This is soooo hilarious to read and my gosh, SHINee is a lot different in their dorms xP so many relationshipstories to be questioned and Onew's confused uality is just so funny! Anyways hope you continue and update soon! :D
fujoshi100
#4
Chapter 5: This is so weird! I love it though. Like, WTF is wrong with them? They're all messed up in the head. (I can't really say anything since I am too.)
Well, hopefully you might pick this up again.
smoltaemin
#5
Chapter 5: omg minho and taem are killing me~ (((oh im curious yeah~)))
Kairi291 #6
Chapter 1: O.O MINHO!!!! XD let's watch. XDDDD
Kia-ssi #7
Chapter 4: I love the 'mental cinema' so much I always have when Taemin says something funny or when Onew is in panic and can't say anything clearly and just shouts something. It's prizeless. I love your story, please come back!
Kia-ssi #8
Chapter 3: I'm just at chapter 3 but it's so great, the way how you write and how you use the words... it's the best story I've ever read in terms of writing style AND also content. ~Woa I'm so exited to go on reading now `___´
And everything that Taemin says and does is just too funny..
poor Onew *3*