Life is hard when your sidekick is always stealing the limelight and your damsel-in-distress is neither a damsel nor in distress. Such are the woes of Superhero Kai, but most just know him as that kid who sleeps in math class, Kim Jongin.   • pairing: jongin/kyungsoorating: pg-13genre: au, humor/crack, romancelength: oneshot

Falling for his school's rival dance team's captain probably wasn't the smartest thing Kyungsoo has ever done. Then again, neither was befriending Oh Sehun or accepting relationship advice from Park Chanyeol. Yeah, things really started going downhill after Kyungsoo met Kim Jongin (not that he's complaining).  

First impressions are hard to forget, especially when they involve spoiled milk, hypothetical boyfriends, and numbers written on the back of expired coupons.  

Truth is, Jongin understands math completely. It's just that the teacher's son is always there in the morning, too.

Donghae is just a really bad taxi driver and Hyukjae is just a really, really bad criminal.     OneShot. PG-13. AU. Crack/Humor. Romance.  

Donghae is Hyukjae's biggest fanboy online. tumblr!AU.  

FairyTale!AU OneShot Collection. || Latest: Donghae is a prince who doesn't want a princess. Kyuhyun is a bartender who is charming enough to pass as a prince. Kind of.    || "Fairy tales" that aren't really fairy tales, but rather their crack versions.