"What do you mean I have to marry some random stranger off the street for my safety?!" "What do you mean 'some random stranger off the street?!' We both know well enough that she isn't off the street and she definitely isn't a stranger, you pabo." "Aish, I don't know anymore... Why do I have to for MY safety?!" "Because if you two aren't together, it's like a hacker with nothing to hack--there isn't anything to do in lif