stupid Exo (fake) facts.

These are some of the stupidest/funniest (evidently) fake Exo facts i have found on the internet. i laughed for ages at some of the b*llsh*t xx 

if you are sinsitive do NOT read, this could upset you xxx

  • Tao’s nickname ‘Panda’ actually comes from his fear and dislike of ual .
  • Baekhyun is afraid of white people. (lol arn't we all, the mirror is just the scariest for me XD) 
  • Ever since Kai was threatened with knives in London, he has mentioned that he does not wish to return to England. (would have had to been out pretty late and alone, so... sure) 
  • Kai is only friends with Taemin because SM is blackmailing him
  • Tao's favorite number is 7 because this is the highest amount of women he has dated at the same time. 
  • Yixing’s favourite joke is Luhan’s uality.
  • Suho’s favourite joke is Kris. (it seems SuLay love thier jokes...) 
  • When Kris saw Chanyeol’s cross-dressing pictures he admitted that he “wasn’t entirely turned off.
  • Backstage at SM Town, Chanyeol kicked Kris because Kris kept trying to take Chanyeol’s shirt off. (jeez~ Chanyeol just let it happen!)
  • Kris has mentioned that once he read a fanfic called ‘Absolute Chanyeol’ that was posted on weibo. ( for some reason it wouldn't be imposible for this one to be true... like idk it seems the most credible.) 
  • Chen has admitted that originally he requested to go solo because he is allergic to basic people. (so basic white londoners are Exo's worst nightmare?... i'll show myself out.) 
  • BaekHyun was the captian of his high school's pony club. 
  • All of the Exo made a pact to not shave their arpit hair until Luhan loses his ity. 
  • Chanyeol finds Baekhyun’s fear of white people very funny, so he often dresses up as one and hides under Baekhyun’s bed. (my personal favorite; just imagining how this would go down makes me giggle... how does an asian {already white} dress up as a white pearson?) 
  • Chen is the founder of Luhan’s biggest anti-fan cafe.
  • Luhan's favorite joke is HunHan 
  • Luhan once saw Sehun and he was so horrified he didn't stop crying for days. (who ever made up this one was definatly not a fan of HunHan XD) 
  • Sehun is afraid of women. (we all had our suspicions ;) ) 
  • Kai uses so much hair product that one Luhan got his hand stuck in Kai's hair they had to cut Kai's hair to free him. (uh-hu, sure)

o this made me laugh, some of the stupid, rasist cr*p 'fans' come up with is pathetic,like, does this really contribute to the fandom productivly or make us look stupid? o well it gave me some giggles so it was worth the stupidity.... i guess.xxx :p ^.^

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fluffmeister
#1
I'm not gonna lie to you...a few these I actually wanted to be true lmao
Elkaye
#2
Where did you find this? omg! HAHAHAHAHAHA! and they called it facts LMAO!! this is indeed stupid but seriously funny! XD
Ballerina_Belle
#3
That was funny LOL =D