holy crap
So yesterday I decided to totally clean everything in my apartment and then go shopping. I shopped so much yesterday that it is ridiculous. I tried on so many things and bought so many things. And I got this purse… I think I love that purse more than I could ever love any man. I think I love it more than any of my family members. Its so pretty I can't imagine actually wearing it anywhere ever because I don't want it to get messed up. I want it to look like that forever and ever. I think I'll just leave it in the bag at the top of my closet and just take it out periodically to salivate over it. When I finally got home every molecule in my body was exhausted. So I decided to recharge my batteries by eating lots of Mexican food and apple pie flavored frozen yogurt. I then ate a bunch of Haribo gummy frogs and snickers bars. Passed out in a mild sugar coma. Woke up slightly confused and surrounded in candy wrappers. Posted this blog. The end.
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