Super Junior Funny UTA replies (4)

 

Going through the old stuff is always so much fun!! ^^

Here goes the fourth part~~~~!!

 

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Elf: I introduce to you my boyfriend! He's 4 years older than me..^^ Handsome, right? (she attached a photo of Kyuhyun)

Leeteuk: Hmm...I don't think so. He looks like he's gonna be a pro at games though~

Kyuhyun: ㅋㅋ Whoever's son that is, he's damn handsome

 

 

-no fair! Let me see the photo first and decide how handsome he is!!

 

 

Elf: I'm an omelette rice girl

Yesung: Become a pork cutlet girl

 

 

-some people say that fans tend to resemble their idols..........I agree

 

 

Elf: Ah, Cho Kyuhyun, you have too many nicknames, I can't memorize all of them

Kyuhyun: Don't

 

 

-problem solved

 

 

Elf: Oppa, do you know any way to keep myself awake? ㅠㅠ

Yesung: Slap your cheek

 

 

-obviously from personal experience.....

 

 

Elf: Are you copying Changmin?

Kyuhyun: Me is me

 

 

-apparently Changmin from DBSK is cynical to fans too^^

 

 

Elf: Who's the member that sings the best, and is the most handsome, the most popular, the nicest and the most perfect?

Kyuhyun: I think it's Kyuhyun. That kid's the best in everything

Elf: So it's everyone but Kyuhyun

Kyuhyun: I'm cutting your number off --

 

 

-don't take it too seriously, Kyu lol

 

 

Elf: Kyuhyun, I'll meet you in dreams

Kyuhyun: I'm not sleeping tonight

 

 

-so mean!!! lololol you're still gonna be in HER dreams though XD

 

 

Elf: I can't sleep at night because of the mosquitos! Tell them off for me!!

Donghae: Give me the names and addresses of the mosquitos!! I'll be there!!

 

 

-wouldn't you want a nice boyfriend like our fishy? So lovely

 

 

Elf: See you guys with the 3rd album! My lovelies!!

Heechul: Cheat on us and you're dead

 

 

-hey, that's our line

 

 

Elf: Oppa, I'm in class..I don't have anything to do, send me a text

Kangin: Study!!! If you don't study hard enough, you'll become like me!!!

Elf: Then I won't study and become like you!!

Sungmin: You want to be a ert?

 

 

-what the hell did you do to our cute little bunny, Youngwoon???!!!!! What kind of erted things? What? What? Show me!!!!

 

 

Elf: Everybody else is dating their boyfriends during the weekends...what do I do?ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

Ryeowook: Let's interrupt them!!!^^ㅋ

 

 

-lol Ryeowook, you're so capable of that XDDDDD

 

 

Elf: Hyukjae, you're watching , aren't you?

Yesung: Sorry, but it's me who's watching

 

 

-Why's everybody obsessed with asking about ? Hyukjae must have done a great job in revelation. And why is it always somebody else who's watching when that question comes up? You guys watch it altogether, don't you!!!

 

 

Elf: I'm watching your concert on DVD and your facial line's fantasticㅠㅠthe bestㅠㅠ

Kyuhyun: Ah...it's beautiful, isn't it?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I shouldn't be like this...

 

 

-let me see it, girl

 

 

Elf: I'm watching Super Junior Show with my electronic dictionary~~ Why don't you guys do EHB, Suju Show, Full House Season 2? Season 2 come on~!

Kyuhyun: I don't think your parents bought you that electronic dictionary for you to watch that

 

 

-our boys worry about our education as well, how nice

 

 

Elf: Honey~ I just washed, and I'm waiting for you~ Hurry and come here~ I miss you~

Yesung: I think you got the wrong number;

 

 

-don't say it so seriously!! -_-^

 

 

Elf: Aaaahhh!! Oppa!!!!!!!??

Kyuhyun: Whywhywhywhywhywhy are you shocked

 

 

-I don't know about you, but I find this so cute lolol

 

 

Elf: Siwon..I have a confession..I didn't go to church today

Kyuhyun: If our priest finds out, you're dead

 

 

-oh, I'm sure God loves everybody enough to forgive her, Kyu

 

 

Elf: Kyuhyun, have you abandoned your cold image????

Kyuhyun: I never was cold --

 

 

-yeah, right

 

 

Elf: I might go to Japan as an exchange student ㅠㅠ I don't want to goㅜㅜㅜ

Kyuhyun: Don't go ㅠㅠ

 

 

-this was rather sweet T__T you never hear things like this from the evil Cho Kyuhyun, you know

 

 

Elf: Is there a Super Junior member you would have dated if he was a girl!! Answer honestly!!

SJ member (the name was concealed): I'd choose Kyuhyun. He's so handsome, he sings well, and he's such a nice guyㅋㅋ

Elf: Kyuhyun's a good choice~ But....not so much of a 'nice' guy..ㅎㅎㅎㅎ

SJ member (the name was concealed): I'm not Kyuhyun, but Kyuhyun's really nice. He's an angel. Wow, he's the best

Elf: ㅎㅎ You're Kyuhyun, right!!!

Kyuhyun: ......Busted

 

 

-be a little less expressive next time, sweetie

 

 

Elf: It's raining here, so..I want to listen to Kyuhyun's voice...

Kyuhyun: It's not raining here, but..I want to let you listen to my voice..^^

 

 

-why's Kyuhyun being so mellow and soft all of a sudden? Slow down, we need time to get used to this!!! My heart's gonna explode!!

 

 

Elf: Oppa, the school canteen is owed a lot of money under Super Junior's name, so hurry and pay back

Kyuhyun: Why me

 

 

-because you're the one who lost the paper, scissors, rock....if you know what I mean...

 

 

Elf: My whole family's gloomy because of my grades....so depressingㅜㅜ

Kyuhyun: ...You can do better next time!!

 

 

-Fighting!!!

 

 

Elf: Can you guess what my dream is?? My dream is to marry you, oppa!!! Is it..possible?

Kyuhyun: Hmm...Try a little harder, maybe 10 times and who knows, I might fall for you

Elf: Oppa!!!!!!!! You're not kidding, right???

Kyuhyun: Ah....maybe 20 times? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Elf: Then how many times did it take for Sungmin to fall for you?

Kyuhyun: Just one click and he fell for me~

 

 

-this last line of Kyu sounds even better and cooler in Korean, like a real MAN (well, in my opinion, at least) and I'm so sad that I can't translate it to convey the exact feeling, given the limit of language T_____T But still enough to spazz, right? XD

 

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Well, which ones are your favourite??? And who wants more???

XDDDDDDDD

 

 

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ELFlisa #1
so funny...haha..kyuhyun part that he was busted...and love this 'Just one click and he fell for me~'.....kyumin!!!..
AbigailBrown #2
Just one click and he fell for me~
:)))))
gamelove92 #3
The one in which Kyu concealed himself is my favorite one.He is more than cute and sweet.Ah kyu you know you are an angel right? kkk
I love that it's mostly about kyuhyun.Keep it up please.I DO want more.
wanlingELF #4
haha the last one and also the y kangmin one!!!
kitty_se7en
#5
I can't pick! >.< most of them are my favourites!! but Kyu's replies are the ones that I like the most..! ohmygosh his wittiness and niceness is making me fall for him even more!!! XD waaah I also like Min!!! he's so cute and nice!!! I also like Yesung!!! overall, I LOVE SUJU!!!!! :D
flower_elf
#6
I wish I'm Korean, so I could read last kyuhyun's replay :(, but over all the last one and yesung's way to stay wake are my favorites :)
I want more please ^^
blackwood
#7
The last is the best, but many Kyu's reply is less evil here!! btw, there's a lot thing I haven't read before so it's a pleasant surprise to read t here!!1 n_n
this so refreshing, so ing refreshing compre with piles of duties waiting for me laters!! >,<
Thanks a lot for this!!! I want MOOOOOOREEEE things about our men,, I miss SJ!! KPOP only full with EXO recently,,,
I also want SJ!!!!! TT__TT
ayawani #8
My favourite absolutely the last one.. xD
AnggieElf #9
Thank U You Are The Best!
I had to translate the text because I speak Spanish
I had fun :D My favorites were ALL KYUMIN
and:
ELF: We'll protect you no matter what

Kangin: Should be the other way around, we're the ones to protect you

TT___TT
howonhae
#10
omg can i see the korean reply for the last one
ladyrapunzel08 #11
Spazzing at the last convo! Omg!! My kyumin feels. Moooore!
Gyaaaa #12
Moooreeee...