Super Junior Funny UTA replies (4)
Going through the old stuff is always so much fun!! ^^
Here goes the fourth part~~~~!!
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Elf: I introduce to you my boyfriend! He's 4 years older than me..^^ Handsome, right? (she attached a photo of Kyuhyun)
Leeteuk: Hmm...I don't think so. He looks like he's gonna be a pro at games though~
Kyuhyun: ㅋㅋ Whoever's son that is, he's damn handsome
-no fair! Let me see the photo first and decide how handsome he is!!
Elf: I'm an omelette rice girl
Yesung: Become a pork cutlet girl
-some people say that fans tend to resemble their idols..........I agree
Elf: Ah, Cho Kyuhyun, you have too many nicknames, I can't memorize all of them
Kyuhyun: Don't
-problem solved
Elf: Oppa, do you know any way to keep myself awake? ㅠㅠ
Yesung: Slap your cheek
-obviously from personal experience.....
Elf: Are you copying Changmin?
Kyuhyun: Me is me
-apparently Changmin from DBSK is cynical to fans too^^
Elf: Who's the member that sings the best, and is the most handsome, the most popular, the nicest and the most perfect?
Kyuhyun: I think it's Kyuhyun. That kid's the best in everything
Elf: So it's everyone but Kyuhyun
Kyuhyun: I'm cutting your number off --
-don't take it too seriously, Kyu lol
Elf: Kyuhyun, I'll meet you in dreams
Kyuhyun: I'm not sleeping tonight
-so mean!!! lololol you're still gonna be in HER dreams though XD
Elf: I can't sleep at night because of the mosquitos! Tell them off for me!!
Donghae: Give me the names and addresses of the mosquitos!! I'll be there!!
-wouldn't you want a nice boyfriend like our fishy? So lovely
Elf: See you guys with the 3rd album! My lovelies!!
Heechul: Cheat on us and you're dead
-hey, that's our line
Elf: Oppa, I'm in class..I don't have anything to do, send me a text
Kangin: Study!!! If you don't study hard enough, you'll become like me!!!
Elf: Then I won't study and become like you!!
Sungmin: You want to be a ert?
-what the hell did you do to our cute little bunny, Youngwoon???!!!!! What kind of erted things? What? What? Show me!!!!
Elf: Everybody else is dating their boyfriends during the weekends...what do I do?ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
Ryeowook: Let's interrupt them!!!^^ㅋ
-lol Ryeowook, you're so capable of that XDDDDD
Elf: Hyukjae, you're watching , aren't you?
Yesung: Sorry, but it's me who's watching
-Why's everybody obsessed with asking about ? Hyukjae must have done a great job in revelation. And why is it always somebody else who's watching when that question comes up? You guys watch it altogether, don't you!!!
Elf: I'm watching your concert on DVD and your facial line's fantasticㅠㅠthe bestㅠㅠ
Kyuhyun: Ah...it's beautiful, isn't it?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I shouldn't be like this...
-let me see it, girl
Elf: I'm watching Super Junior Show with my electronic dictionary~~ Why don't you guys do EHB, Suju Show, Full House Season 2? Season 2 come on~!
Kyuhyun: I don't think your parents bought you that electronic dictionary for you to watch that
-our boys worry about our education as well, how nice
Elf: Honey~ I just washed, and I'm waiting for you~ Hurry and come here~ I miss you~
Yesung: I think you got the wrong number;
-don't say it so seriously!! -_-^
Elf: Aaaahhh!! Oppa!!!!!!!??
Kyuhyun: Whywhywhywhywhywhy are you shocked
-I don't know about you, but I find this so cute lolol
Elf: Siwon..I have a confession..I didn't go to church today
Kyuhyun: If our priest finds out, you're dead
-oh, I'm sure God loves everybody enough to forgive her, Kyu
Elf: Kyuhyun, have you abandoned your cold image????
Kyuhyun: I never was cold --
-yeah, right
Elf: I might go to Japan as an exchange student ㅠㅠ I don't want to goㅜㅜㅜ
Kyuhyun: Don't go ㅠㅠ
-this was rather sweet T__T you never hear things like this from the evil Cho Kyuhyun, you know
Elf: Is there a Super Junior member you would have dated if he was a girl!! Answer honestly!!
SJ member (the name was concealed): I'd choose Kyuhyun. He's so handsome, he sings well, and he's such a nice guyㅋㅋ
Elf: Kyuhyun's a good choice~ But....not so much of a 'nice' guy..ㅎㅎㅎㅎ
SJ member (the name was concealed): I'm not Kyuhyun, but Kyuhyun's really nice. He's an angel. Wow, he's the best
Elf: ㅎㅎ You're Kyuhyun, right!!!
Kyuhyun: ......Busted
-be a little less expressive next time, sweetie
Elf: It's raining here, so..I want to listen to Kyuhyun's voice...
Kyuhyun: It's not raining here, but..I want to let you listen to my voice..^^
-why's Kyuhyun being so mellow and soft all of a sudden? Slow down, we need time to get used to this!!! My heart's gonna explode!!
Elf: Oppa, the school canteen is owed a lot of money under Super Junior's name, so hurry and pay back
Kyuhyun: Why me
-because you're the one who lost the paper, scissors, rock....if you know what I mean...
Elf: My whole family's gloomy because of my grades....so depressingㅜㅜ
Kyuhyun: ...You can do better next time!!
-Fighting!!!
Elf: Can you guess what my dream is?? My dream is to marry you, oppa!!! Is it..possible?
Kyuhyun: Hmm...Try a little harder, maybe 10 times and who knows, I might fall for you
Elf: Oppa!!!!!!!! You're not kidding, right???
Kyuhyun: Ah....maybe 20 times? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Elf: Then how many times did it take for Sungmin to fall for you?
Kyuhyun: Just one click and he fell for me~
-this last line of Kyu sounds even better and cooler in Korean, like a real MAN (well, in my opinion, at least) and I'm so sad that I can't translate it to convey the exact feeling, given the limit of language T_____T But still enough to spazz, right? XD
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Well, which ones are your favourite??? And who wants more???
XDDDDDDDD
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