Just had to relieve stress with the old stuffs again~

I'm sure there are lots more of these, but so far, this is what I've got left and I just wanted to share with you all!! (I might find some more in the future, of course)

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Elf: I don't know why I'm falling for Jongwoon so much these days ㅠㅠ I'm going crazy ㅠㅠ

Sungmin: Because he's awesome

-unexpected YeMin out of the blue O__O Watch out for Ryeowook, pumpkin

Elf: I'm looking for an anchovy who ran out of home...If anybody has seen him or knows his whereabouts, please contact me!

Sungmin: I've just seen the anchovy...He was being dragged to fish market...

-let me buy him from the fish market for dinner omnomnom

Elf: What do you say the most often when you make a prank call?

Shindong: Hello

-well....that IS correct, I have to say

Elf: Oppa, sing me a lullaby!!

Yesung: Just go to sleep

-our Jongwoon's definitely on the top three list of the most evil (along with Heechul and Kyuhyun of course)

Elf: Elf/ Kim Tae-Hee/ Song Hae-Gyo/ Jun Ji-Hyun/ Son Ye-Jin (these are all Korean actresses famous for their looks) Out of these, which do you like the best??? ㅋ

Yesung: Elf

-one simple word with such power and love T___T

Elf: There's a girl in our school who looks just like you, Yesung!!!!!!!!!!

Yesung: She must be beautiful

-no comment lol

Elf: Cloud oppa, have you seen the sky today? The clouds were so pretty

Yesung: I hurt my neck while sleeping so I can't lift my head up;;

-lie down and you'll see it

Elf: Siwon, do you still love God?

Siwon: Of course ^_^ He's my everything ^_^

-why so sincere.....

Elf: Siwon!!! I want a reply from Leeteuk..When can I send a text?? Badump Badump

Siwon: You like Leeteuk, or me -_-?

-can I get both please

Elf: What's the concept for your 3rd album? Just a hint

Yesung: Chicken gizzard

-........................what part of your brain tells you to say that?

Elf: I'm off to fart in Jongwoon's face

Yesung: Ah...I wanted to live a long life

-Confirmed: our dorky Jongwoon's fans are as weird as him

Elf: Oppa, there's someone beside you right now........

Yesung: I wish it was a ghost..

-are you that lonely

Elf: I'm sorry I love you

Donghae: I'm sorry I love you even more...

-this was lovely but quite sad as well for some reason T____T it sounds like a line from a romance movie

Elf: Oppa, if anybody bothers you, tell me! I'll scold them for you

Eunhyuk: Take Leeteuk hyung away from me~!! He's so annoying ㅠㅜ

-and yet you guys were stuck with each other for 5 years at Sukira lolol

Elf: Raccoon! Which tastes better for you, duck or sweet pumpkin?

Kyuhyun: Sweet pumpkin

-OMG are you freaking kidding?! Why on earth are you so obvious online and so not obvious onstage? Can't you be more like this while performing???!!!! I mean, geez, give us something to feed on!!! By the way, Kyuhyun, the text was meant for Youngwoon, not you lolol

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Which ones are your favourite? ^^