This seems popular enough~~!! Even though many of you would have seen these before, it never hurts to bring the good old stuff back to spazz about our boys, right? XDDD

Here's the third part~ Enjoy!!! ^^

 

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Elf: I'm shooting you with my love arrow

Sungmin: Ah! You missed!! Just jokes..;ㅋㅋ

 

 

-sorry, girl. Sungmin's heart is only for Kyuhyun to shoot love arrows at

 

 

Elf: Oppa, please don't go anywhere. Please don't change

Eunhyuk: I can go to the toilet at least, right?ㅠ_ㅠ

 

 

-that's not what it meant!!!!

 

 

Elf: Recommend me some good drama

Kyuhyun: Kyu-Jo-Young, Kyu-Mong, Kyu-ffe Prince, Kyu-Nam Mother Style, Kyu-ttack on the Pin-up Boys, Kyu-ransformer

 

 

-that's very nice and all, but just to let you know, Kyu, Transformer was....a movie, not a drama. Attack on the Pin-up Boys also. And you guys starred in it by the way, just checking

 

 

Elf: Do you love me?

Kyuhyun: So what if I do!!!!

 

 

-oh, passionate love confession

 

 

Elf: Hankyung, why won't you reply!!!!

Kyuhyun: That damn Hankyung hyung...ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Will you be satisfied with me? ㅎ

 

 

-no, bring Sungmin with you

 

 

Elf: Super Junior's silly~ Stupid^o^ Child Junior~!!!

Kyuhyun: Ditto

 

 

-you're the best, Kyuhyun, really

 

 

Elf: I love KangTeuk the most~!

Yesung: Watch what you're saying..--+

Eunhyuk: What about Eunhae....

 

 

-do other K-Pop groups support their own couplings and OTPs as eagerly as SJ? I don't think so

 

 

Elf: Kyuhyun's so pretty~ Men will never leave you alone~

Kyuhyun: Men, huh...

 

 

-yes, and I mean Sungmin

 

 

Elf: Oppa, I'm a 94 liner, what do you think?

Kyuhyun: Love it^^

 

 

-yeah, 6 years of age difference isn't all that bad, age is just a number....;;; But Kyuhyun, you're the first Korean idol to express it that way lol well, because Kyuhyun is Kyuhyun, you know

 

 

Elf: Shinee boys are so cute these daysㅠㅠ

Kyuhyun: Bye-bye

 

 

-what happened to your sense of humor, Kyu XDDDD Be cool, man, be cool

 

 

Somebody who's obviously not an Elf: Suju at live performances, they don't deserve to be idols --ㅉㅉ

Kyuhyun: Better than you

 

 

-okay, this text was actually a serious one. The tone of that person wasn't joking, so if all the members saw it, they would have been hurt. And I just love how Kyuhyun handled it the way he'd usually do. So casual, so cynical with a touch of snarky rudeness, yet a little childish so that it wouldn't grow into a real fight. One thing I must say is, if you don't like someone, then you better not waste your money sending text messages to that someone, because that's just....dumb

 

 

Elf: Oppa I don't like you

Kyuhyun: I don't like you either

 

 

-contrasted to the one above, this one had a tone of joke all over it, so Kyuhyun also replied with a tone of joke all over it

 

 

Elf: I want some spicy rice cake

Kyuhyun: Have some, then

Elf: I don't know where to buy itㅠㅠ Buy me some~

Kyuhyun: You'll gain weight, don't eat it

 

 

-such a tease

 

 

Elf: I'm infected by Siwon virus

Kyuhyun: That's a pity

 

 

-what cracked me up was that Kyuhyun's tone was so serious XDDDDDD as if the most unspeakable thing happened

 

 

Elf: Maknae line!! Don't you think you guys are a little too rude to your hyungs?

Kyuhyun: You're Eunhyuk, aren't you

 

 

-Kyuhyun minus evil brat character=0

 

 

Elf: I want to live in your heartㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Please let me in, I'll pay rent!!!!

Kyuhyun: ㅋㅋㅋ Monthly, it is then. Please pay the bond first

 

 

-how much is it, I'm listening

 

 

Elf: Oppa, I know you all like meㅋ You're just not admitting it because you're shy

Kyuhyun: Get a grip

 

 

-again, his tone was so serious lololol

 

 

Elf: Jungsoo, can you wait for 10 years for me?

Kyuhyun: Then Jungsoo hyung's gonna be 36 years old -.-?

Elf: Then what about 5 years?

Kyuhyun: Then Jungsoo hyung's gonna be 31 years old --?

 

 

-I told you, age is just a number

 

 

Elf: Cold!! Cold Kyu!! Why is your reply always so short, you're mean

Kyuhyun: Don't like, don't look

 

 

-Cho Kyuhyun plays by clear rules

 

 

Elf: You like me, Kyuhyun????? (in a very informal language, almost forceful)

Kyuhyun: Umm.....well....y-yeah.....

 

 

-believe me, I've never seen Kyuhyun scared lol

 

 

Elf: Kyuhyun~ You did double eyelid surgery~ Didn't you?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Kyuhyun: Texts like this discourage me from replying --

 

 

-but...you did do the surgery lol

 

 

Elf: I dreamed that Kangin and Kyuhyun were fighting for my love!! This is foreshadowing something, right!!

Kangin: He can't compete with me

Kyuhyun: Just a bad nightmare

 

 

-out of all the boys you could dream of, why the two most fierce? I mean, look at their attitude, it's almost like they're smirking. Add Heechul to the scene, and it's gonna be World War 3

 

 

Elf: Let's have a date

Kyuhyun: No

 

 

-all good bro

 

 

Elf: Yesung!! You look like Lee Joon-Ki!! Maybe Kang Dong-Won too...^^? (Lee Joon-Ki and Kang Dong-Won are famous Korean actors known for their looks. Especially Kang Dong-Won)

Kyuhyun: Honestly...Kang Dong-Won's honestly too much for him....I mean honestly --

 

 

-that's....very honest of you, Kyu

 

 

Elf: I miss Sungmin so much I can't concentrate on my studies!!!!!!!

Kyuhyun: Sungmin can't do anything because he's too busy thinking about me...ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

 

-nobody asked, but well, good to know anyway. Another piece of information to spazz about lololol

 

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There's a LOT of Kyuhyun in this one hahaha well, he just has the most replies, it proves that he's on his computer ALL THE TIME lolol

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