I know it hasn't been too long since I posted the first one but who cares, it's for everybody to laugh and enjoy!!

Here goes the second part~~~!!

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Elf: Does Rella belong to Geng, Simba, or Snow White...

Heechul: I'm not an object...

Siwon: I think he's mine.....ㅋㅋㅋ

-don't you just love how Heechul figures out who the ELF is referring to right away? You gotta admit, there's no Cinderella like Heechul lol Plus, note the little WonChul too

Elf: Lee Hyukjae you're mine!!!

Donghae: He's mine...--^

-you go grab that monkey of yours, fishy!

Elf: Why do you only look after Hyuk!!!

Donghae: Because he's Hyuk

-simple as that

Elf: Hing~ Ryeonggu never replies...

Ryeowook: I'm not that easy!!! I'm Maknae on Top!!!

-playing hard to get since 2005....

Elf: Who's the purest, the nicest, and the most innocent in Suju??

Kyuhyun: Of course that's me-- Is that even a question

-problem with smart kids: they don't feel the need to read the question properly

Elf: KangTeuk's old, it's time for EunTeuk

Kangin: Hey, who the hell are you!!

-don't mess with KangTeuk!! They're Suju members' parents and we don't want a divorce!!!

Elf: Baby Ming! Do you prefer Kangmin, Kyumin, or Eunsung?!

Sungmin: Mm~^^ I like all of them!!

Elf: You're so greedy~ㅋㅋ Don't be like that and choose one

Sungmin: It's embarrassing....I don't know~ㅋㅋ

-since when did you start having difficulty choosing between them, Min? And here I thought you were just being shy...lolololol

Elf: Oppa, my throat hurtsㅠㅠ

Yesung: So what

-remind me not to fall out of your good books, Jongwoon

Elf: I'm in my tech classㅠㅠ I'm so sleepyㅠㅠ Please wake me up!

Yesung: When I was in junior high, I dozed off in tech class and got my head hit by a wooden hammer;

-remind me not to fall out of your good books, Jongwoon version 2

Elf: Leeteuk...ㅠㅅㅠ why won't you reply~ㅠㅠ

Heechul: Leeteuk's dead -_-

-O___O don't tell me you killed him

Elf: Come out Super Junior!!!! I missed you so much~ Didn't you miss me? (her words are all written in baby language, trying to be full of aegyo)

Heechul: I....never had the urge to twist a girl's mouth before...Oh relax, calm down, let's go

-remind me to run away from you and Jongwoon

Elf: KyuMin.....I'm thirsty for Joy.....

Kyuhyun: You want it?

Elf: o_o Of course, of course!!!!!!!! It goes without saying!!!

Kyuhyun: I'll see how you behave

-man, look at the way you tease, Casanova. How can you tease us like that?! Don't you know how to pity?! Have you not learned how to appreciate our dignity?! Can't you see that the girl's desperate?! How can you disappoint her, huh?! How can you control us like animals in the zoo?! How can you do this?! Let me say something, mister, let me just say one thing!!.......I'll behave T___T (sad reality of a fangirl)

Elf: Why isn't Hankyung replying?

Kyuhyun: He doesn't know how

-well, spot on O_O

Elf: Oppa, what did you have for lunch?

Kangin: If I say Jungsoo hyung....am I gonna get scolded?ㅋㅋㅋ

-so you had duck for lunch, I see......(you're the one who killed Leeteuk....nah, just jokes lol happy marriage, mom and dad)

Elf: Hello oppa~ You miss me too, right?

Yesung: I don't know you

-.........come here, girl, cry on my shoulder

Elf: Wow did I just get a reply?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I'm so happy I can die right now!!

Heechul: So this is gonna be your will?

-yes, get me a lawyer now

Elf: My prince Siwon~

Kyuhyun: My priest

-loyal Christian no. 1

Elf: Why isn't Siwon replying?

Ryeowook: He's probably praying

-loyal Christian no. 2

Elf: If you don't reply me, I'll sulk~!!!

Leeteuk: Aing~ I replied, so don't sulk

Kyuhyun: Sulk all you want

-difference between the leader and maknae

Elf: Oppa, you guys watched , didn't you?

Kyuhyun: I'm watching now

-why are ELFs so curious about our boys watching ? Is it because of Hyukjae?

Elf: Reply or live with me

Kangin: I'm not that crazy

-.........come here, girl, my shoulder's still free

Elf: Oppa where are you?

Eunhyuk: Behind you

-Scary Movie 5 coming soon in cinema

Elf: Yah!!

Kangin: What

-possibly the stupidest way to waste your money on your phone

Elf: Marry me!!!

Kyuhyun: If Sungmin allows me to

-OMG FEELS!!! XDDD I think this is pretty much the only time where the evil brat acknowledged that the (only) member he can't do his usual evil brat stuff with is Sungmin (of course, because you're so in love with him, aren't you, Kyu lololol)

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Hehehehehe~~~

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