Since I can't find time to upload fics at the moment (I'm sorry for those who read them T_____T), I decided to throw in what I already have in my files lolol

These are UTA text messages from ELFs and replies from Super Junior members. I'm sure many of you have seen these around. I've just added my comments right below each.

This is the first few, and if people like it enough, I'll come back with more!!! Enjoy~~!!! ^^ <333

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ELF: Your reply's so sincere! I'm touched, touched ><

Kyuhyun: I know you don't mean it

-oh, you know too well, baby

ELF: Is KangTeuk real?

Sungmin: Yes, it's realㅠ I like KangMin though!

-Min, honey, you already have Kyu!! lol

ELF: Leeteuk, please say "Raccoon's mine" on Sukira

Kangin: Okay~ Leeteuk is mine~

-the other way around, Youngwoon, the other way around

ELF: We'll protect you no matter what

Kangin: Should be the other way around, we're the ones to protect you

-I ALMOST CRIED WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS. This text was exchanged between Kangin and an ELF when it's been only a couple of years since Suju made debut, but as you all know, the group wasn't expected to last longer than a year. Super Junior was only intended for a short-term project and then the members were supposed to be divided into units to go separate ways. So in the beginning, SM Entertainment kept planning to introduce new members (Kyuhyun's obviously the first) to fill potential gaps. Lee Soo-Man even said that Super Junior can grow in number up to 100 if necessary. It wasn't even considered as a proper idol group. But ELFs' thought was different, and we wanted to protect the number 13, because we all knew that it hurt our Suju members to think how useless and futile their debut was. So there was a protest from fans (they actually gathered up in front of the SM building for a demonstration (I mean, wow). That's where the phrases like 'Only 13' and '13elieve' came from. Also, that's why the members keep emphasizing the number until now even when there aren't other members around). This text was sent at around that time, and the words get more powerful if you think about it.

ELF: I know what you did last night. Watch out

Donghae: I'm scaredㅠㅠ I haven't done anything wrong~

-awwww, my fishy scared~ so cute XD

Elf: Is there a time when Jungsoo tops Youngwoon? TeukKang^*^

Kangin: ...................You think I'll bottom?

-No

Elf: Oppa, why are you always so cold~!!

Kyuhyun: That's my specialtyㅋㅋ~ But who keeps saying I text with my toes?

-who said that!! It wasn't me!!!

Elf: Oppa you're silly

Kyuhyun: More genius than you

-you're such a child, Kyu lolol

Elf: Oppa, are you even human?? Why are you guys so handsome!!!!

Eunhyuk: I'm not human~ I'm a jewel, see?ㅋㅋ

-hey, talking jewel!!

Elf: Oppa, what are you doing?

Kyuhyun: Sleeping

-didn't know you could multi-task, Kyuhyun XD

Elf: Super Junior's 13, right~? Right~?

Kyuhyun: It's 14~ Starting from Leeteuk to Elf

-Isn't this beautiful? So heartwarming. This was also when there was a protest from fans. Kyuhyun, you're such an evil brat, but sometimes your words can move a heart....

Elf: If we shut up and worship you, shut up and watch your show...what's left there for us?

Heechul: Mommy's smacking, scolding...and electric bills, poor grades, but forever Elf

-very realistic, very much like the cynical Heenim we know, haha

Elf: Raccoon~ KangGings~ Gaejoogi~

Kangin: Just choose one

-Youngwoon, you're not the only one struggling with too many nicknames. Look at Kyu

Elf: Who are you~ I'm an Elf~ What about you~? (in informal language)

Heechul: How dare you speak informally to me

-yeah, how dare you speak informally to our almighty Heenim??!!

Elf: Hyukjae, you're watching , right? Busted!

Eunhyuk: I'm reading DBSK fanfic

-why are you reading DBSK fanfic and not Suju fanfic?? There's a ton of y, hot, ty, very rated Eunhae fics out there for you to read!!

Elf: Uncle Teuk!!!!!! You're now old enough to be an uncle, right??!!ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Leeteuk: Why!!!!!!!!!! I'm still an oppa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Teuk, you're almost 10 years older than me, admit it lolol

Elf: Donghae!!!!!! You!!! Are gonna marry!!!!!!!! Elf, right!!!!!!!???

Eunhyuk: Didn't I say I don't approve?

-me don't approve either. Eunhae FTW!!!!

Elf: It's Suju~ It's Suju~ It's tasty, healthy Suju~

Heechul: You're the best

-coming from you, Heenim, that means a lot

Elf: Super Junior 83 line!!!! Maknae on Top (Ryeowook, Kyuhyun) are calling you in informal language!!!!!

Yesung: I gave up

-seriously the nicest hyungs you can ever have, right? LOL

Elf: I'm fiercely voting for youㅠㅠ!!! Wait for it~~ Here goes your awardㅋㅋㅋㅋ It's flying towards you

Heechul: Careful with the throw, it's gonna rip my head open

-language, Chul, language

Elf: Kim Youngwoon should take full responsibility for Park Jungsoo!!!

Kangin: I was going to

-OF COURSE!!!!

Elf: Kim Youngwoon and Park Jungsoo, congratulations on your marriage~

Kangin: Thank you very much~ㅋㅋㅋ

Donghae: Congratulate us too

-invite me to your weddings XD

Elf: Is it Eunhae or Haeeun

Eunhyuk: Eunhae

Donghae: It's Haeeun!!!

-doesn't matter guys, we love both

Elf: What do you do every night...

Kangin: Night work (he used a Korean slang for '' O__O)

Elf: I hope you're successful in your night work....

Kangin: I'm always successful

Sungmin: Time to avoid Kyuhyun!!!

-asdfghjklf;awlkjtojg;aw What a straight talker, man. Are you serious, Youngwoon? and ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS, SUNGMIN? Why, sweetheart, does Kyu like it rough? lolol I cracked up so hard at this because you just do NOT expect Sungmin to mention Kyuhyun in this type of texts.

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Didn't want it to be too long! ^^

If you want to see more, leave a comment~~

Thank you for reading!!