Sometimes I just wish my celebrity crushes to be in a relationship already, because for me, having a healthy personal life, aside of successful career, is just as important (Read: because if my crushes are in  relationship, I can tell myself to move on since they’re no longer available). Balancing those difficult things isn’t easy, so I have my hat off for whoever who’s made it.

You, Sir, is your son of my age?

I’m happy for you

I developed something since I re-watched Rooftop Prince, but I don’t think you’re single. No, not even with that angsty expression. We all know you're an actor.

Why, for Heaven’s sake, do you always end up alone???

Why are you doing this to me, looking so fab and staying single??

Urrrgghh, just settle down already, David, have kids or adopt some dogs or whatever. Just don’t, don’t tempt me no more.