I'm fifteen but I act like I'm thirteen. Cool bro.
[]You know how to make a pot of coffee
[] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[ ] You own a credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[X] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You can vote in an election
[] You can cook for yourself
[] You think politics is interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 1
[] You show up for school late a lot
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket
[X] You've never gotten a detention
[] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[] You like to take walks by yourself (My parents have influenced me too much about the dangers of walking alone.)
[] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week (I guess soda counts...)
TOTAL SO FAR: 4
[X] You know how to do the dishes
[X] You can count to 10 in another language (English, Vietnamese, Japanese)
[] When you say you're going to do something you do it (Procrastination, baby)
[] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to (I worry too much.)
[X] You have had washed a car before
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up (LOOK WHAT YOU DID)
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need (Uh.)
[] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick (You call typing Paradise Lost in under 20 minutes was't quick?)
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party
[ ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. (WTF...)
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[X] You have been to the beach. (Sure, I guess)
[X] You use the internet every day (HAHAHAHAHAHA. YEAH BABY, ALL THE TIME. NO . )
[] You have traveled overseas for more than 5 times
[] You make your bed in the morning
[X] You realized people of the opposite might just make better friends. (Depends.)
TOTAL: 13
All in all.
I'm 15 but I act as if I am 13. WTF.
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