Confessions (damn I'm more boring than I thought)

So apparently I got tagged by OnceUponAnEXO bc she tagged everyone so... I'm boring af!

 

Confession 1: Have you ever broken a law before? And how?

 

I...Don't think so? Unless it's stupid little things, in which case lol ye. But nothing that could get me in trouble now xD

 

Confession 2: Have you been caught in an awkward situation?

 

Hasn't everyone? The one at the moment is at work; I sing a lot. Like, A LOT. And I post it all on Smule and Soundcloud. And when the internet hears it, it's chill, but I have pretty bad stage fright and that extends to people hearing my stuff while they're, you know, standing in front of me. I think I'm scared of them saying that I ? But anyway. Someone at work found my Soundcloud and now everyone has heard it and they keep putting my stuff on the store speakers and now it's awks because nobody wants to hear themselves on the store speakers while they're serving a customer xD

 

Confession 3: Any romantic happenings in your life?

 

Pfft this is me we're talking about. There's a guy who sells sweetcorn in a cup right outside my shop and everyone at work is trying to get us to go on a date, except he's like 7 years older than me and doesn't really speak English. So that sounds fun, right? -_- 

 

Confession 4: Most embarrassing moment:

 

I have many! I have learned to have 0 shame for embarrassing moments! One of the best ones was about 1.5 years after I got my job, I was serving this really cute dude who was in the Army and he'd just come back to the UK from being on active duty abroad so he needed a phone (I sell phone contracts). And like, he was SUPER CUTE. And I must've knocked some paper onto the floor beside my chair, because when I went to get his phone, I came back and slipped on it and completely faceplanted onto the floor. And he laughed so hard he cried. And then messaged me on Facebook later to poke more fun at me and oh gOD IT WAS MORTIFYING!

 

Confession 5: Weirdest thing you've ever done:

 

I do a lot of weird things ngl. Because, like I said above, I have 0 shame - there's lots of stuff I do that's weird and embarrasses other people. I lead dance breaks at work in front of customers. I bust into random raps and songs in public when I'm out with friends and family and they all run off and leave me. So apparently, I'm a huge contradiction bc I get embarrassed a lot about singing but I do it if it will freak other people out. Huh.

 

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exocat15
#1
wait damn does this mean i have to do this D: i have zero jams tho
exocat15
#2
tbh i don't think your confessions are too boring xD sorry about your faceplant and the guy teasing you more about it but how'd he find you on there anyway?? also i think it's kinda cool that your covers get played in the store but i bet that's also kinda embarrassing (i know i'd be embarrassed and probably try to sabotage the speakers or smth)
mistressdean
#3
I just wanted to say your title made me laugh out loud xDD