I went out to finish my thesis today, take it from the printing, so I asked him to accompany me, since my friend didn't come.. huh.. she fell asleep through the afternoon

We were eating when he said something funny.

Him: I got to see you eat everyday.. but if I want to I gotta marry you

me and my face trying hard no to laugh at his cheesy attempt

Me: really.. then if I won't wake up?

Him: I guess I have to feed you while you're asleep. Just wake you up really hard, heyyy wake up and eat

and I hold my breath while eating, trying not to crack, cause he'd practically almost say it aloud in the restraunt

Me: what the heck?

He suddenly realize that he just said something weird and blushes

Me: You gotta seriously think that through

IKR its not funny, but what the heck.. Hahahaha