EXO COMEBACK AND AN INVITATION TO MY ING FUNERAL 

OLA OLA OLA OLA FELLOW HUMAN.

   OMG. OMG.  EXO. COMBACK. ME. DECEASED. 

I AM WRITING THIS FROM MY GRAVE 

RIP. EXO STANS. MAY YOU LIVE PEACEFULLY AND NEVER EXPERIENCE SHORT LIFE LIKE THIS. I HOPE THEY HAVE ENDLESS KPOP MERCH IN HEAVEN (OR IN HELL. BECAUSE LETS BE REAL.. WITH ALL THESE IVE BEEN READING I AINT GOING TO HEAVEN XD) 

   EVERYTHING IS IN CAPITALS CAN YOU FEEL MY EXCITEMENT PULSING THROUGH MY DAMN VEINS ?! 

  AND BYUN BAEKHYUN. WTF ?! MAKING ME HAVE A HEART ATTACK WITH YOUR Y LIP RING ?? RUDE. 

  PARK CHANYEOL YOUR HAIR IS BRIGHTER THAN MY FUTURE BOI. and lol his " I'm untouchable man " is the new "shawty Imma party until the sunrise" XD

  AND ALSO KIM JOGIN THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW THAT THE ONLY WAY TO ESCAPE PSYCHO ROBOT ES IS TO BREAK DANCE ( HOLD UP BOI.. WITH ALL THAT HIP ING YA NEED HOLY WATER !!! HAVE YOU HEARD OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS ?!   ) 

  AND SATANSOO KILLING THOSE VOCAL CHORDS ( HE PROBABLY PLANNED OUT WORLD DOMINATION AND THIS THE MONSTER MV HIS GRAND REVEAL )

   JONGDIGIDI MAH ANGEL LEMMI HUG U. UGH. DAT STUPID WHITE WATCH SLO MO ASCENDING IN TO THIN AIR  HAD MORE SCREEN TIME THAN MY ANGEL !! TIS OKAY U MY JONGDAY AND JONGNIGHT 

OH MY GAWD WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO LOST MY WHEN SUHO MADE TWO WATER GLASSES OUT NO-ING-WHERE AND MOMMY SUHO  WAS EVEN NICE ENOUGH TO SHARE IT WITH XUIMIN. 

    Remember kids .. Hydration is the key. You MUST take in at least 8 cups of water. Unless you are a ASSBAG- WHO-LEFT-ME-2-ING-YEARS-AGO or known my ex-husband Wu kris. GET DEHYDRATED And DIE . 
                        - Kim suho ( the bitter ex) 

 * kris reaches his hands over from China* * grabs suho's water and drinks it * 
" so I heard you were thirsty for me ?" 
*winks * * suho continues to beat the out of kris * 

SEHUN. JUST.  GO BACK TO CHURCH BOI. AND READ THE BIBLE AND DRINK YOUR APPLE JUICE. WHATCHU DOING HUSKILY RAPPING WHEN U SUPPOSE TO BE PREPARING FOR CHURCH CHOIR ?! U ON PROBATION FOR THE AMOUNT OF OVARIE EXPLOSIONS. AND YOUNG MAN IF I SEE U FLIRTING WITH THE NUNS ONE LAST TIME- 

And yixing darling, my pure baby unicorn..  you are just perfect. *looks away for a split second * HOLY -UE STAPH WITH UR HIP S U R MAKING THE AIR AROUND U PREGNANT. 

    XUIMIN. U R THE REASON I HAVE TRUST ISSUES. I THOUGHT U WERE A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE BUT U WERE RAISINS ALL ALONG WERENT U ?!? RAISINS !!!!   ( LOL DUDE Y U MAKING ALL UR PRIVATE  VIDEOS TO LUHAN PUBLIC ?) 

UGH.WHY IS BEING A FANGIRL SO HARD. 

Honestly I am not the one to get so excited over Exo. ( or any thing honestly. I have such a resting face... Same Galaxy as  Wu yi fan ;) like I look pissed off even when I am happy. THAT EXPLAINS WHY I HAVE NO FRIENDS. ) 

     Because if I am being REALLY honest to my self DONT KILL ME EXOTICS I AM JUST TELLING MY HONEST OPINION. Their last comeback ( eg ; call me baby .. Etc. EXCEPT sing for you ) were pretty mediocre. Sorry but not sorry I give it like it is .. No sugar coating added. 

    I guess they were going through a lot of crisis ( like members leaving etc. ) they were lacking the EXO feel that I missed since overdose era. ( I was a long time fan of theirs okay ?)  I think they were kind of lost and not in the mood ( even when they performed ? I feel like something was missing ? Idk ?) 

  BUT IN THIS COMEBACK. OMG. THIS IS THE I FELL IN LOVE WITH EXO. THIS IS JUST AS PERFECT AS THE GOOD OLD DAYS. DAYUUUM. 

  It's hard for me to fall in love with a song from the first listen , but MONSTER I fell in love with the song from the first listen... YAS EXO YAS. 

   AND THE CHOREO LOOKS PAINFUL ?! ARE THEIR KNEES REALLY OKAY AFTER THAT OMG.!!! but they carried out the dance so professionally ... ( I had CHILLS when they formed in to a X and the leg dance when they sang 'creeping in your heart babe , and when they trapped suho and moved around ? Idk ?! ) 

    I truly think that this comeback they finally became comfortable with OT9 Like.. In 2015 it must've been so confusing to them. Imagine practicing with 12 close friends and suddenly 3 are gone .. You are used to be sync with 12 and suddenly .. One by one they r gone ?  It must've been hard for them. BUT THIS COMEBACK HAD SOME KIND OF SPARK. LIKE THEY WERE CONFIDENT AND SHINING. IDK. 

Okay. I am thinking about writing some EXO fanfics. I will not be doing OC fanfics (once you ride the YOAI rainbow u can't get rid of that rainbow glitter man. ) 

  I'm thinking ( more like CONTEMPLATING)  What to update first...

- krisho 
- Or baekyeol       
   
For the baekyeol  story it's going to be. 

" park chanyeol just wanted to buy a midnight snack but meets his arch nemesis Byun beakhyun wearing a white poofy wedding dress running away from a bunch of armed thugs. AU. 

http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/1137468

For the krisho story...

    " yifan is a emotionless serial killer who goes on a massive killing spree on May 4th every year. He didn't always used to be like this .. At least when joonmyun was alive he used to be the happiest person alive. When suho died .. I guess he kind of lost everything. AU "

http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/1137470
Okay. Um ? I don't know. Please tell me which one of these stories I should post first ? Please read them and support me okay ? * hugs* 

Jamming to lucky one and monster 82283393929392929920 times ( or until I  someone proves all the members of EXO are 100% straight as a ruler. Lol XD ) 

As the only person in my group of friends who watch kpop it's so frustrating when I don't have a person to FANGIRL with !!! *cries * 

I'm out. 

Adios bad es ~ 

Stay fabulous.