I got a kitten a few days ago he's really adorable and sweet and gives me kisses all the time. 

That's nice and all but wholly ing hell I can not get him to calm down anymore. Like I was able to for a little bit but now it's like he refuses to chill. I had to sleep in a different room three times already, three separate nights just so I could. He keeps pouncing on me, on my toes, on my face, on my hands, or just me. He keeps making a huge amount of noise by banging on the door with one of his toys. Then as if the noise scared him he runs as fast as he can on to the bed then runs off it and hides in the closet or behind the bed.

I just want a decent nights sleep is that to much to ask?