1. Hi! How are you? We haven't talked for a while.
 o.O I'm fine. It's not my fault we stopped talking you know...

2. You wana hangout with my peeps and I?
 Umm, yeah sure! ... Oh I have plans. Another time? :) *totally lying*

3. I LOVE U..
*freeze* Bull. =.=

4. Do u want some cookie?
 ...It's not drugged is it? o.e

5. Let's take a photo together?
 Why? 

6.Help me with my homework?
 You're older than me -.- but fiiiiine

7.Here's my gift for you...
 You're kidding right? 

8. Let's just text, arasso?
 Since when did you know Korean? It's not like we ever talk on the phone or in person..

9. Want me to buy you an iPod?
 PLEASE! My screen cracked D: But you probably have better uses for the money instead of wasting it on me.

10.Let's sit together in the bus later?
 ...Last time we sat next to eachother, things didn't turn out very well did they? 

11. Hi baby!
 ... you. 

Repost this as "What if your ex says this to you?"

I've said half of these things to my ex xD I sound mean, but he cheated on me. ROAR. >:0