Jaehyo said, "Zico, give me more lines.  Half a verse is pretty stupid."  

   Zico said, "Hyung, let it go one more time, please.   Seriously, no one wants to hear you sing.  Hey don't hit me!"  

"Seriously, no one wants to hear him sing, muttered Zico, but he got the watch just so he wouldn't ever have to hear about Jaehyo singing more than 3 syllables ever again. It was good deal for them both.  Zico paid off Jaehyo, and Jaehyo looked like he was rich as well as handsome, which is more the point of his being in Block B than his voice.

Jaehyo: "Wearing this watch for fan pics is a signal for one Zico neck smooch on camera.  And I don't have to like it."

Zico: "He doesn't have to like it, just me.  Right, Kim Hyun Joong?"

   Then, Kyung said, "Hyung, let me touch your face just this once, for 5 minutes." 

   Jaehyo said, "Okay, you ert, I'll give you 2 minutes face touching with fingers only and on the cheek only, if you get me this Rolex: 

   And you get it first because I know your fingers wander and won't let go once they're touching my incredibly handsome face." 

So handsome, it doesn't even need full exposure to slay.

   "You like that, though," muttered Kyung. But he got the watch anyway because Jaehyo's face is gorgeous and Kyung's fingers wanted to it.

   So, Jaehyo got two Rolexes for very little work and a tiny bit of Kyung's ing. But the joke's on him, because those watches are actually Seikos. 

Who, us?