Early Bird
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. . .I woke up drenched in sweat.
*Pant*. . .*Pant*. . .*Pant*
I felt something wet
I pulled up my covers
Seriously?! How old am I now?
I looked at my clock
11:55
I was two hours late for my first day of school.
I scrambled to get ready.
A sock here
Pants there
Finally, I managed to get dressed.
While fixing my crooked tie in the mirror, I was reminded of my past.
A scar.
I proceeded to walk out the door when I remembered
"MY KEYS!"
I fumbled with my door handle but to no avail.
How the hell am I supposed to get inside now?
*sigh*
The window.
I paced myself down the old wooden stairs of my apartment complex when it had occurred to me that I had just walked down three flights of stairs.
*sigh*
When I got outside, there it was.
My rickety window from the fourth floor.
How the hell am I supposed to get up there?
It took me awhile but I finally found an old pipe that lead to the gutters of the roof.
Do I have to climb? Come on man, it up. You need those keys. But. . .
I put one foot on it and a shingle fell on my head.
It was ceramic by the way.
"OWWWWWW!"
In my frustration, I kicked the pipe and another shingle fell. . .
After my tantrum I attempted to climb the pipe again.
Good, no shingles fell this time.
I worked my way up and—
"HEY YOU OVER THERE!"
I turned around holding onto the windowsill, my knees weak.
It was a girl that I've never seen before.
"STOP RIGHT THERE ERT O-OR I'LL CALL THE COPS!"
Oh crap.
I opened the window and somersaulted my way in.
If I was in the Olympics it would have been a perfect 10
From outside I heard
"HELP! A ERT GOT INTO MY ROOM!"
For one, I don't even know you.
Two, I am NOT a ert.
And three, this is my—
I was in a room with floral wallpaper, surrounded by stuffed animals.
In the center of that room was a half- girl with a towel wrapped around her.
The book she was holding slowly slipped out of her hand.
~*Awkward Silence*~
Oh , this is bad. What do I do? What do I say? What can I say?! Screw that, where the hell am I?!
"Umm. . ."
To be continued. . .
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