How does EXO save their members in their phones? It won’t be hard to guess who’s who >.<

 

Suho:

1. Mostly blond maknae

2. Rated maknae

3. Gucci maknae

4. Cute-in-a-creepy-way dongsaeng

5. Beagle line troll dongsaeng

6. Beagle line eyeliner dongsaeng

7. Beagle line too-much-to-handle dongsaeng

8. Hold his hand at the airport!!!

9. Normal hyung

10. Ex-husband

11. Too beautiful ex-hyung

Xiumin:

1. Dongsaeng #1 (yehet)

2. Dongsaeng #2 (stripper)

3. Dongsaeng #3 (wushu)

4. Dongsaeng #4 (O_O)

5. Dongsaeng #5 (chenchen)

6. Dongsaeng #6 (bae)

7. Dongsaeng #7 (stupid one)

8. Dongsaeng #8 (LAY)

9. Dongsaeng #9 ($)

10. The One Who Must Not Be Named

11. <3

Lay:

(members were saved in Lay’s phone by leader Suho)

1. SEHUN (blond/parrot, maknae, taller than you, kinda bratty, face)

2. KAI ( on legs)

3. TAO (dark-skinned, taller than you, Chinese, kinda spoiled, martial arts)

4. D.O. (big eyes, small body, our singer, don’t make him angry)

5. CHEN (loud, dancer, brings you coffee, actually really nice, prankster #2)

6. BAEKHYUN (loud, wears more make-up than the rest, ert)

7. CHANYEOL (extremely loud, prankster #1, hyperactive, Kai-biased)

8. SUHO (leader, handsome, well-mannered, comforting, amazing, singer, dancer, visual)

9. XIUMIN (the quiet one, really cute, NOT A MAKNAE BUT YOUR HYUNG, eats 24/7)

10. WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS ONE

11. LUHAN (not a member anymore but we talk about him)

Chen:

1. Lol sehunnie

2. Shy Kai loooool

3. panda

4. kyungsoo

5. mah beagle!!!

6. mah other beagle!!!

7. keep your eyes on him at the airport!!!!!

8. bank

9. XIUMIN <3 <3 <3 MINSEOK <3 <3 <3

10. krisss

11. lulu hyung

Baekhyun:

1. Younger than me

2. Younger than me

3. Younger than me

4. Satansoo

5. Beagle line!!!

6. PARK CHANYEOL LOL LOVE U BBY

7. Older than me

8. $ha-$hing

9. Older than me

10. Older than me

11. Prettier than me

Chanyeol:

1. adorable maknae!

2. KIM JONGIN KAI ULTIMATE BIAS YAAAS

3. kung fu panda

4. demonic bae accept me pls

5. chenchenchen

6. my third bae

7. gets lost at airport keep an eye on him

8. chaebol oppa

9. aegyo <3

10. cool hyung

11. so ing pretty hyung

D.O:

1. Oh Sehun. Sehun.

2. Kim Jongin. Kai. <3

3. Huang Zitao. Tao.

4. Kim Jongdae. Chen.

5. no

6. no

7. Zhang Yixing. Lay.

8. Kim Junmyeon. Suho.

9. Kim Minseok. Xiumin.

10. Wu Yifan. Kris.

11. Lu Han. Luhan.

Tao:

1. no money

2. no money

3. no money

4. no money

5. no money

6. no money

7. no money

8. Suho

9. no money

10. ex bf (even richer now)

11. no money

Kai:

1. Do Kyungsoo call me bby

Sehun:

1. jongin

2. kyungsoo

3. tao

4. wtf hyung

5. stop talking hyung

6. leave me alone hyung

7. lay (airport duty)

8. you’re not my mom hyung

9. super adorable hyung

10. galaxy hyung

11. i can’t even

*BONUS*

Kris:

1. s

2. k

3. ex gf

4. do

5. ch

6. baek

7. yeol

8. lay

9. ex wife

10. x

11. lu

Luhan:

1. SEHUN

2. Kai :)

3. Tao :)

4. Kyungsoo :)

5. Chen :)

6. Baekhyun :)

7. Chanyeol :)

8. Yixing :)

9. Suho :)

10. I WILL ALWAYS LOVE U BBY one true love <3 <3 <3

11. Kris :)

 

What if EXO members were your boyfriends? :D

Expectation vs. reality scenario :3

 

Suho:

Expectation:

“I love you, my dearest. Shall we travel to Paris at midnight and drink champagne? I’ll pay for everything. We’ll become one under the colourful lights and the stars will bless us.”

Reality:

“Honey, what do you say we go to P-” *phone rings*

“Sorry, let me get that ... hello? No! NO! Put him on the phone! PUT HIM ON THE PHONE! Chanyeol, stop! Leave it!” *ends call*

“Sorry! I wanted to ask you-” *phone rings*

“S-sorry, I have to get that ... hello? What do you mean unconscious? For god’s sake get Kyungsoo away from Baekhyun’s neck! We have a show the day after tomorrow ... hello? Hello? Kyungsoo? ... ... NO, NO, no Kyungsoo we can’t do it just with you! Re-repeat after me: I will not harm other singers! Repeat! Okay. Okay, bye.” *ends call, turns to you with apologetic smile*

“Darling, I’m so-