"Hi. The voices in my head told me to talk to you."

"Dude, that's creepy."

"Shut up, Mark. It's supposed to be cheesy."

"You sound crazy, sis. Seriously. Think of another one."

"Umm, okay. I can't think of anything."

"Try 'There must be something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.'"

"Ew?"

"At least it's better than yours, Wendy."

"Oh! I thought of— oh crap she's here."

"Hi Irene!"

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Notes:

#1: No, this is not angst. It's fluff. At least I think it's fluff

#2: This is going to be a three-shot! Yay! Update: So.. yeah. DECIDED TO MAKE THIS A FIVE-CHAPTERED FIC. YOLO. 160120 update: bishes it might be longer now rofl

#3: HAI TYAS UNNIE I LOVE YOU UNNIE

FORGET 500 GRAND PLS

#4: In this story, Wendy has blue eyes. And as you have read, she and Mark are siblings! 

#5: CHAPTERS 2 AND 3 WILL BE RIDICULOUSLY LONG PLS BEAR WITH ME. PLUS SCHOOL IS..... so it might take a while im sorry i will put many fluff lines or something (hehehehe loljk) here

#6: herpaderpderpderpingderp. i dont know how to write fluff im still practicing im sorry

#7: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR -QYURI AND VENUS GRAPHIC SHOP FOR THE POSTER.