THE FINAL

I should not be near a CUMputer

CLASS REPORT

Professor Do Kyungsoo

Huang Zitao

June 13, 2015

 

hi

im zitao

or tao

whatever you wanna cal me

i kno kungFU LIKE THE PANDA PO

HWUA

hel ya

dud

i cant feel my lips

heheheehe

oh yifan 

look

yiFANNIE

i cn typ

fannie

heheheehhe

LMFAO

gegi

i love you

oh

you are tired

i see

me bein on cumputir

bothr youu>

you hv cls at 9 ma

oh

hi

i love yu

irealy do

hah

do

doo doo

DOO dODODOoododoo

DOOOooooooOOO

DOOOOOOOooOoo KYUNGGooooooOO

OOHHhhhhHHHHh n SEHNNNNNNN

SOHO 

no

SUHU

no

Do you think you are gonna accomplish anything at two am, on the computer, on a word document, with a bottle of Captain Morgan White Rum?

yifana is bein a assholll

i get lots done

calss rport

kyungng is an sshol techer

Professor Do is one of the best professors in Seoul, and Oh Sehun is also another great Professor, you nitwit 

WHY you typn on my cumportor

You do not want to speak to me, so I am communicating to you through typing

I HAte youu

Baby, you weren't saying that earlier

i dnt hat you thn nw i dooooooooo MN KYUNGSOOOOOOOOO

I HAT.... HATE MY PROFESOR 

You tell me this every morning, noon, and night, Zitao

i am not ur bb?

You are my baby

liek hoe

Zitao, you are my sun and moon 

ADKFJ;AOIDVA;E A LIKE THAT TARGARRARRAIJANFAKNANFAKF DRAGON OHHHH DRANGON LADY THING 

GME OF TRNS

Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons

YEH HEr

you my kahl drogon

Kahl Drogos

sme ting

I suppose

Hey, Zitao

what

I love you

;AKFA;DKASDFUAHFA;EDJ MEH HART

I LUB YOIUREEKJEEA

Let us go to bed?

I want your cuddles....

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 

OKEEIIIIIIII

 

This is Wu Yifan, and I am going to be saving this document so I could use it as blackmail later on in the future. I am Huang Zitao's boyfriend of two years, and this is one of the most memorable nights yet of us two being together. 

I love you, Zitao <3 <3 <3 <3

-Your Kahl Yifan

p.s. I am going to post this up for every one of our friends to see that you are an adorable drunk

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anneber
#1
Chapter 2: PAYBAK BISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anneber
#2
Chapter 1: LOVE THID! HAHahah >hic<
nindyasnast
#3
Chapter 2: This fic is full of rubbish but it is a good rubbish and I love a good rubbish ❤
xiu_mine
#4
Chapter 2: Drunk Taoris is the hilarious!
fluffmeister
#5
Chapter 2: Lmao paybacks a yifan
fluffmeister
#6
Chapter 1: That was in cute holy as drunk af Zitao would say 'MEH HART'
SHINeestTiara
#7
Chapter 2: yeah
I'm satisfied
SHINeestTiara
#8
Chapter 1: Can we get a sequel with Yifan using the blackmail???
hyunsick
#9
Chapter 1: this was so cute omg... but if i'm not being too noisy can i request a sequel where yifan is the drunk one ?? :D