Ahhh, I'm not sure why I've decided to do this, but I wrote a thing and thought maybe, just maybe someone would would want to read the utter cheese that is Windows. Excuse my writing skills. Also, ignore the crappy banner I made. I tried. Also, feel free to leave any suggestions in the comments. I know there was some formatting that was messed up, so tell me if you find a spot where it glitched!