I'm Not For Sale!

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Hey there, are you interested in buying something?
asked Park Chanyeol to his yard sale's first customer.
The man by the name of Wu Yifan looked to him, then to the random trinkets he had on display and then back at him.
"You can have anything you like." Added Chanyeol, smiling brightly in the hopes he'd sell something.

A moment later, Yifan gazed at him, smiling. "Then,"
And with a gracious move of his hand, reached out to the smiling yard sale owner,

I'll have you.

 

Foreword

author's note:

What the eff am I doing with my life. Ok so this is another random drabble thing I came up with. HAHAHA I thought of this during a roadtrip to some mountain lolwut I don't see the relationship but yeah it happened.
So basically Chanyeol has a yard sale out and bumps into Yifan, trying to persuade him to buy something. Who'd have guessed that Yifan would buy him instead?! /bricked
It's just a silly, random day in the life of one of my many KrisYeol AUs.
Enjoy!

 

special translations:

These kindhearted and lovely people decided to take their time to translate my story to other languages. If you're interested to translate this story, feel free to message me and we'll talk. Yehet!

[ x ] Arabic Translation by skhesifan/Krisyeol_exo

 

the KrisYeol universe:

Check out the other KrisYeol AUs I've created. List is arranged in order of creation. Watch out for some crossovers here and there! Enjoy reading!

I. What We Are Now [link]
II. 
「Untitled」 [link]
III. Karma [link]
IV. Wish Me Luck [link]
V.
 「New Folder」 -- sequel to 「Untitled」 [link]
VI. Instant Noodles [link]
VII. Colonel Wu [link]
VIII. days to dream [link]
 
IX. Back-to-Back [link]

 

DISCLAIMER

ALL PUBLICLY RECOGNIZABLE CHARACTERS, SETTINGS, IMAGES, ETC. ARE THE PROPERTY OF THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS. THE ORIGINAL CHARACTERS AND PLOT ARE THE PROPERTY OF THE AUTHOR OF THIS STORY. THE AUTHOR IS IN NO WAY ASSOCIATED WITH THE OWNERS, CREATORS OR PRODUCERS OF ANY PREVIOUSLY COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED. 

 

Keychained
[INFS] An Arabic translation is up! Thank you for translating skhesifan a.k.a Krisyeol_exo!

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choimandee
#1
Chapter 1: This is one hell of a crazy but hilarious story!!!! I admit Kris was a little creepy here but nah, this is fiction and my face hurts from all the smiling!!! This was really fun to read and you authornim are an amazing writer!!! Thank you so much for writing krisyeol (theyre rare). Now im off to read your other stories!!!
cyd4294
#2
Chapter 1: How i wish this is a long chaptered fanfic
Moppet #3
Chapter 1: I want to buy chanyeol too. Hahaha
xiu_mine
#4
Chapter 1: Oh gawddd if that Kris is real he might as well be a crazy person.. But that was fun! It's adorable to see Chanyeol go from panicky to slowly melting with Kris' adoration although the latter didn't seem to have any concept of get-to-know-him-first-then-fall-in-love. And his possessiveness is ridiculous yet still sweet! I love thisssss
meatybaek_ #5
Chapter 1: Lololol YEAH KRIS GO BUY CHANYEOL. THIS IS CUTE!!
VGenerate
#6
Chapter 1: PFFTT, HE JUST BOUGHT CHANYEOL! Yifan plz!! This is too cute, I can't with Yifan's persistence and Chanyeol just going along with it! XD
skhesifan
#7
Chapter 1: OH GWAD!!
THIS IS SO SO, LIKE SO, VERY SO TOO CCUUTTEE T^T I CANNOT EVEN!!
Kris was kinda idiot but i liked his stupidness anyway, and Chanyeol was making dying of laughing, he's cute T^T

*sigh* Umm, well -if you don't mind ofc- i want to translate this oneshot to arabic :)
reply soon ^-^
and btw, i'm really found of your stories, cuz imma KrisYeol shipper too T^T and -i think- you're the only one who addict them as i do
momouiiii #8
Chapter 1: HUEHUE SO CUTE :D
blackluna
#9
Chapter 1: Hahaha XD this was really funny and super cute ^_^
Yifan totally planned this out the moment he saw Chanyeol didn't he? XD <3
anahus
#10
Chapter 1: this so darn cute. kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!