Gangnam Police Station, Gangnam Seoul South Korea

February 13,2014

5:30 PM

Junior Police Officer Mark Tuan entered the station and went to his desk.He sat down on his chair and looked at the woman and man sitting on the sides of his desk

"You two again"Mark said without any trace of surprise on his face"What is it this time?"

The man wearing a van halen t-shirt looked at the woman in fuschia pink mini dress.His anger automatically rose upon remembering the unforgivable crime the woman had commited to him thirty minutes ago

"I'm filling a complain against Heo Youngji  for kicking my balls"the man said to Mark 

Youngji laughed out loud,her face clearly showing how much she'd enjoyed kicking his precious balls as her revenge for calling her transgender Youngji.The man shot her a murderous look,his hands clenched hard on his lap

Mark  cringe as he almost felt the pain the man with a dragon tatoo had felt "How's your balls Mr Jackson Wang?"

"Coping"he said shortly

Mark  looked at Youngji "Miss Heo ,why did you kicked Mr Wang's balls?don't you know he can sue you for physical injury?"

"Look,I don't give a damn care if he filed a hundred lawsuits against me.This druggie deserves to be kicked in the balls over and over again for spreading a false defamatory rumour against me"she said while pointing her finger on Jackson

"Ya!just because I'm a hot rockstar doesn't mean I'm a drug addict!"he said to her angrily

She gave him a mocking smile"Hot rockstar?!Oh please you dont even come close to Axel Rose and Adam Levine's boogers"

"Woah!look who's talking Miss Delusional Beyonce's trying hard wannabee.And you called yourself sasha fierce because your deluded self believe you're Beyonce's alter ego"he shook his head while smiling insultingly at her"My advice to you,get off the delulu pills and check yourself in a mental instituition.In other words,just go away and never come back"

Youngji squinted her eyes at him while thinking of a murder weapon she would use if given the opportunity to kill her obnoxious neighbor

"Chainsaw?nah...it would be an easy death...ice pick?nah...there's a chance he might survive...how about puncturing him with millions of needles all over his body?hmmm...not a bad idea" she thought,smiling evilly

"What false rumour does Mr Wang spreading against you?"Mark asked curiously at Youngji

She whipped her head to Mark"He told our neighbors that I was a man who had undergone gender reassignment surgery six months ago to become a woman"

"Seriously Mr Wang...you think this pretty y woman is a man?!what the hell is wrong with you?"Mark said incredously at Jackson."Even a blind man would think she's a goddess who fell from heaven"

"More like a goddess from hell"he said to himself,his brain trying to contradict what Mark and other men had told him about Youngji

"I admit.I did spread that rumour because I was so pissed off with her for telling our neighbors that I am hermaprodite.She's been telling the female tenants that I was born with two s"he said,completely disgusted with the hermaprodite issue.

Youngji just rolled her eyes at him

Mark flapped his hands in disbelief"What the hell is wrong with you people?!"he said then exhaled deeply after a few seconds"How about you two talk about your gender issues somewhere instead of wasting my time or much better if both of you become friends since both of your parents are good friends.What do you think?"he suggested.Youngji and Jackson's parents were well known in the city.Jackson's father is a former mayor of Seoul while Youngji's father is a famous businessman.Their fathers had been friends since childhood and remained good friends up to this day

Jackson smirked"I'd rather spent the rest of my life being a slave of Caligula or Kim Jon Un  than to become a friend of this crazy woman"

Youngji's fingers are itching to poke his eyes"And I'd rather serve Satan till my last breath than to bond with a druggie like you"

"Good to hear that our feelings are mutual"Jackson said through clenched teeth

"If you two dont wanna be friends,why not date each other?honestly you look great together"Mark suggested amusingly

Jackson laughed at his suggestion while Youngji gave Mark the strangest look

"Officer Tuan,you just gave me a reason to commit suicide.Date this druggie?!for real?!please...I haven't lost my mind"she said,cringing in disgust while imagining her and Jackson walking hand in hand in han river like lovers in love

"Well it's valentines day tomorrow.I just thought it would be great if both of you---"

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