"Hey, Yixing, can you help me with something?"

Zhang Yixing looks over at his grinning co-worker, confused, "Sure, what's up?"

"Can you distract Junmyeon for me? I need to finish something in his office."

Hesitantly, Yixing nods, wary of Jongdae's intentions.

"Great, thanks Yixing!"

~

"...Jongdae, may I ask why the room to my office is locked?" Junmyeon sighs, arms crossed over his chest, "I need to work."

"Oh, trust me, you don't want to go in there, Joonma." Jongdae replies, "But if you insist..." In a split second, keys are thrown at Junmyeon, who barely catches them.

"Huh, what's with him today?" Junmyeon murmurs to himself as he unlocks the door. The second it's open, however, Junmyeon wishes he had never opened it.

"Hey Junmyeon, I just got a call from..." Baekhyun falters when he sees Junmyeon's room, "Why do you have selfies of Jongdae plastered on every inch of your office?"

Cackling fills the office as Jongdae shouts, "Don't worry, I covered the bottom of all the chairs and desks too!"

Kim Jongdae, 24, Chief Marketing Officer
The little office troll that enjoys inflicting suffering on his co-workers.
Shares a cubicle with Yixing who drives him insane.

Byun Baekhyun, 25, Receptionist
The puppy-like receptionist who's head over heels for Chanyeol
Jongdae's best friend

Kim Junmyeon, 25, Chief Executive Officer
Dubbed "Joonma" by Jongdae
Extremely rich and claims that Minseok and Tao are his favorite employees

Kim Minseok, 27, Security Guard
"I do my job right because you're all still alive, so stop nagging me"
Also spends most of his time at work fending off a clingy deer.

Park Chanyeol, 24, Chief Financial Officer
Somehow crawled his way up to his position
His mom is always setting him up on blind dates with potential daughter-in-laws.

Kim Jongin, 22, IT Intern
The new intern under Kyungsoo; he is an absolute angel but is clumsy around his mentor
Is the subject of Jongdae's antics

Zhang Yixing, 25, Sales Associate
Completely convinced Jongdae is a Satanic conspirator
Writes random poems in his free time and seems to be high 24/7

Huang Zitao, 24, Head of Creative Dept.
Mostly spends his time coloring with rainbow colored pencils.
Junmyeon's favorite employee because "he does work"

Do Kyungsoo, 24, IT Specialist 
"IT Nerd" as Jongdae puts it, mentors Jongin
Quiet and reserved, but he won't hesitate to pound Chanyeol's head with a hammer

Luhan, 27, Barista
Shows up at the office to chase after Minseok, which has gotten him arrested at times
Baekchen's favorite target; they like to "hunt deer"

Oh Sehun, 22, Former Intern
Appears later, Luhan's ex.

Wu Yifan, 26, Former Executive Assistant
Appears later, Junmyeon's ex.

Well I've obviously transitioned from writing only straight fics to ones too oops

I know I have of other stories that I haven't updated in a while but ... I had the urge to do this okay

The events in this story are inspired, if not directly taken, from my rp group of friends :) so all credit goes to them 

I'll try to update this for as long as the ideas keep coming~

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