part 3
exo textsConversation: Baekhyun, Kyungsoo.
Baekhyun: Kyung
Baekhyun: Soo
Baekhyun: kyungsoo
Baekhyun: soo-ah
Baekhyun: oppa!!
Baekhyun: daddy?
Kyungsoo: Oh My God Shut The Up My Phone Is Vibrating Like ing Hell And I'm Trying To Cook
Baekhyun: Is that why you're not answering me? You want it to vibrate in your pocket? ;)
Kyungsoo: First of all, what's wrong with you?
Kyungsoo: Second, what do you want?
Baekhyun: nothing? i'm just bored and I like talking to you? is liking someone a crime?
Kyungsoo: yeah it is because romantic feelings are a sin
Kyungsoo: we will be having none of those
Baekhyun: what if I already have some of those?
Kyungsoo: then you're going to burn in a fiery hell probably
Baekhyun: well , and here I was thinking that two people who could actually have an emotional bond.
Kyungsoo: Whhyyy are you doing this?? why now why all of the sudden why why why
Baekhyun: okay. you don't wanna talk about it. fine. but that does not make me any less alone and and rn so if you could kindly make your way to my room, that would be A+
Kyungsoo: ......
Kyungsoo: the oven timer is set for ten minutes so your better be ready and fast
Baekhyun: my is always ready
Kyungsoo: I hate you
Baekhyun: <3333
Baekhyun: 3===D
Kyungsoo: off!!!!!
Baekhyun: me
Kyungsoo: .....i'm coming
Baekhyun: oh, you will be
Kyungsoo: JSJSKSJXNS KFKSS STOP
HomoSquad (Baekhyun, Sehun, Yixing, Jongdae)
Baekhyun: SQUAD
Yixing: WHAT
Baekhyun: Kyungsoo!!! Did the thing!!!
Sehun: Overcooked the potatoes?
Baekhyun: oh yeah that was because he was preoccupied KISSING ME
Sehun: so the potatoes were your fault
Baekhyun: NOT THE POINT
Jongdae: Did he do it on purpose though?
Baekhyun: Yeah!!! We both finished and he cleaned up (which he never does) then kinda lingered (which he never does) then yeah he said he hates me then kissed me
Yixing: That's so cute I hate it
Baekhyun: guys I like him A Lot and it's Bad
Yixing added Zitao to the group.
Zitao: Hello ladies
Zitao: HOLY BAEKHYUN
Jongdae: sup Z
Zitao: Baek that is so cute!! I am so alone!!
Jongdae: amen
Yixing: a ing men
OT12 (Kris, Joonmyun, Sehun, Jongin, Jongdae, Kyungsoo, Chanyeol, Yixing, Minseok, Zitao, Luhan, Baekhyun)
Jongdae: so like
Jongdae: are we going to talk about the ing ark or what
Jongin: IM THE HOTTEST You All
Sehun: No ing way. I am. Hands down.
Kyungsoo: obviously you guys didn't see me
Joonmyun: you guys do know that these are totally separate people
Joonmyun: not female versions of you
Joonmyun: but they are really good though?
Kris: you should see if you can swap some members
Luhan: HAHA yeah throw some girls in there. Attract the hetero men and lesbians.
Luhan: World domination.
Chanyeol: NO
Chanyeol: BECAUSE IM P SURE THE GIRL WHO DOES MY PART DANCES BETTER THAN ME
Chanyeol: Or do I just think that because she's hot af? Who knows.
Baekhyun: Probably both tbh
Zitao: I wanna meet them
Minseok: Why? Because their version of the mv is basically a bunch of Zitaos doing the routine?
Zitao: You saying I dance like a girl?
Minseok: Ya
Zitao: damn in straight I do
Zitao: werk
Zitao: you guys can't even get on my level because i'm in a whole different realm
Yixing: so I may have taken Tao to the bar for a few drinks and now he won't stop talking about how he is a feminine man on a level unreachable by both men and women
Yixing: I'll pay someone to take him off my hands
Kris: give him to sehun
Kris: Sehun's good w drunk Zitao
Sehun: i'm on a date
Sehun: I can't
Baekhyun: Shut the up. You're eating instant noodles with Jongin at the table with a battery powered tealight between you
Sehun: 3 dollar date is still a date
Baekhyun: and they say chivalry is dead
Jongin: it's the thought that counts
Jongin: and the company
Chanyeol: LOVEY CHILDREN ALERT EVERYONE SHUT THEIR PHONES DOWN
Zitao: it's cute shh
Zitao: who wants to rn
Yixing: SEHUN DO SOMETHING
Sehun: uuugggggghhhhhh
Sehun: no
Jongdae: I am coming to the rescue
Jongdae: I'll bring the makeup remover and apink album
Zitao: WHICH ONE
Jongdae: Secret Garden duh
Zitao: BAEEE <33
Jongdae: 1) do not call me bae and 2) your better be ready to dance your way to sleep
Chanyeol: I'm still thinking about the ark tbh
Joonmyun: chanyeol
Joonmyun: And I say this with love
Joonmyun: They are way out of your league.
Chanyeol: :-(
Kyungsoo: I like mean Joonmyun
Joonmyun: I'm not mean
Kyungsoo: Yeah you are
Kyungsoo: Stone cold
Minseok: Sassy wine mom
Luhan: Jmyun is like the aunt at christmas that gets drunk and tells the cruel truth about everyone there
Joonmyun: guys stop!!!
Kris: Nah
Kris: He called me last night because he was all shaken up after watching Marley and Me
Joonmyun: YOU STOP!!!
Zitao: How much do you think I could sell a o for? I found a look a like of myself online....and star is still a star right? I am a star
Joonmyun: JONGDAE
Jongdae: I'm going, I'm going. Calm your balls.
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