part 1
exo textsOT12 (Kris, Joonmyun, Sehun, Jongin, Jongdae, Kyungsoo, Chanyeol, Yixing, Minseok, Zitao, Luhan, Baekhyun)
Chanyeol: guys
Chanyeol: guess what I found on tumblr
Jongin: NO YOU STOP
Kyungsoo: LITERALLY DO NOT
Joonmyun: Yeah, I'm with kaisoo on this. We don't need to see any more of your tumblr findings.
Kyungsoo: istg if you refer to me and jongin as kaisoo one more time i'm leaving this goddamn group
Kris: hilarious, kyungsoo
Kyungsoo: fight me yif :-)
Kris: omg
Luhan: LMAO join us
Joonmyun: DO NOT TEMPT HIM HONESTLY
Baekhyun: If ksoo leaves dibs on first shower in the mornings
Kyungsoo: 1) i'm not leaving and 2) i'm going to Severely Injure You and Make You Bleed
Jongdae: I wanna see what Chanyeol found :):):)
Chanyeol: I don't wanna share it anymore
Jongin: why? because you're predictable and basic af?
Chanyeol: :(
Jongin: :)
Kris: guys stfu i'm trying to sleep
Sehun: turn your phone off then
Kris: Did you just rise from the dead to sass me?
Sehun: Nah, I've been observing. Call me.
Joonmyun: You two call each other?
Sehun:........anyway......
Joonmyun: Um!!!! Guys!!!!
Yixing: It's fine, I hear them. Sehun's just a .
Sehun: ?????? rude
Yixing: Really? Who in this group chat has done with Sehun in the past month?
Jongin: :)
Chanyeol: :)
Kris: :)
Sehun: S TOP
Baekhyun: :)
Zitao: :)
Joonmyun: ........ :)
Jongdae: +me. that's officially over half of this goddamned boy band. amazing.
Sehun: It's not my fault I have an that won't quit.
Sehun: Bye
HomoSquad (Baekhyun, Zitao, Yixing, Sehun)
Yixing: omfg baekhyun what is this
Baekhyun: we need a chat for the strictly dickly members
Yixing: I'm? not gay.
Baekhyun: literally shut up with your internalized homophobia. we're all gay here. you don't have to be a head.
Yixing: okayyourrightbutIstillhateyou
Sehun: Where's Jongin? Or Luhan? Or Minseok?
Zitao: 100% Luhan should be here
Baekhyun: Luhan's all domesticated and boring though. Same with Minseok. And Jongin's bi
Sehun: seemed pretty gay this morning ;)
Baekhyun: Seemed pretty bi a week ago backstage after with a certain red velvet member js ;)
Sehun: Why are you such a dickhole? I don't want to hear about what Jongin does unless it's what he's planning on doing to me.
Zitao: AHH SOMEONE HAS A CRUSH
Sehun: yeah crushing his stupid head between my thighs for ing some chick and not telling me
Yixing: aww sehun loves jongin
Sehun: ndsjdjqjxjjsjdbe none of you are getting any ever again
Zitao: Sehun
Zitao: Do you realize how bad it is that you can take off the table for an entire group chat worth of people?
Baekhyun: @ jongin please domesticate him
Sehun changed the group name to AssGod and the Squad
Sehun: later, gay boys.
Yixing changed the group name to Sehun loves Jongin
Zitao: omg
Baekhyun: <333
Group 3 (Chanyeol, Jongdae, Baekhyun)
Chanyeol: hey baekhyun
Chanyeol: hey douchebag
Chanyeol: guess who
Chanyeol: ed your girl
Baekhyun: you do realize that we aren't actually dating, right?
Baekhyun: also shes a friend so have some respect!!!
Jongdae: says the who made it his goal to nail ever member of shinee in under two months
Baekhyun: I'm not liking the disrespect especially since I succeeded
Chanyeol: guess what else I did? don't guess actually just wait
Jongdae: ......chanyeol stop being sketchy.......
Jongdae: OM G
Baekhyun: J F C WHAT WAS THAT SOUND. KYUNGSOO IS LITERALLY SHRILLING.
Jongdae: HOLY IS THAt a RAT THAT JUst RAN OUT OF HIS ROOM WTF
Chanyeol: I found the lil guy in the kitchen earlier so I put him under a bucket in ksoo's room :)
Jongdae: you're ed (nice one though)
Baekhyun: I'm gunna go comfort him
Jongdae: he's never going to sleep with you baek
Baekhyun: we'll see
Chanyeol: no we won't
Baekhyun: fu chanyeol you ed my coverup girlfriend
OT12 (Kris, Joonmyun, Sehun, Jongin, Jongdae, Kyungsoo, Chanyeol, Yixing, Minseok, Zitao, Luhan, Baekhyun)
Kyungsoo: Heads. Are. Going. To. ing. Roll.
Kyungsoo: I want to know who did this. Who put a ing rat in my room? Because I'm going to shove it up your live.
Luhan: HAHA
Luhan: That's a new one. 10 bucks it was baekhyun.
Baekhyun: Why me?
Luhan: because you lowkey want to ksoo and you do weird around people you're for
Baekhyun: you would know
Minseok: chill
Minseok: I don't want to hear that
Luhan: ily bb
Minseok: :)love you
Yixing: see this is why you two weren't added to the gay group chat
Kris: this isn't the gay group chat?
Jongdae: no, this is four gays and 10 biuals. this chat is only 75% gay.
Jongin changed the group name to 75% Gay
Zitao: LMAO
Joonmyun: What about Minseok?
Minseok changed the group name to 83.3333333% Gay
Sehun: oh true
Sehun: it's easy to forget because you're in a gross committed relationship
Minseok: someone sounds jealous
Minseok: "Sehun loves Jongin"
Baekhyun: WHAT HAPPENS IN THE GAY GROUP CHAT STAYS IN THE GAY GROUP CHAT MINSEOK THIS IS WHY WE DIDNT ADD YOU
Minseok: Anyway
Jongin: what
Sehun: nothing it's just a joke
Jongin: you don't love me? :(
Sehun: NO I do just!!!
Sehun: Minseok i h8 you
Conversation: Sehun, Jongin
Jongin: Sehun
Sehun: Jongin
Jongin: What's going on?
Jongin: Is everything okay?
Sehun: Yeah yeah everything's fine. Baekhyun's trying to get with Kyungsoo so that's a thing.
Jongin: Sehun that's v interesting but it's not what I want to talk about
Sehun: What do you wanna talk about then?
Jongin: Don't
Jongin: Be
Jongin: Like
Jongin: This
Jongin: Just tell me what's going on. Do you not wanna anymore? Is that is?
Sehun: NO! NO THATS NOT IT.
Jongin: Oh good. Don't tell anyone I'm feeding your ego, but nobody else..does it right....
Sehun: Does what right, Jongin? ;)
Jongin: Me.
Jongin: nobody else does me right. that's not the point. you're trying to change the subject.
Sehun: you're so hot when you talk about me ing you. more of that, please.
Jongin: seeeehhuuuuuuuuuun
Sehun: yeah baby say my name
Sehun: I'm kidding I'm sorry okay
Sehun: so maybe I kind of like you. Well, more than like. I like potato chips, and I definitely would choose you over potato chips. I don't know where this is going.
Jongin: I love you too.
Sehun: Jongin!!! :):):)
Jongin: You have to say it!!!
Sehun: Hold on. I'm coming to your room to say it. Omg. Jongin <33
83.3333333% Gay (Kris, Joonmyun, Sehun, Jongin, Jongdae, Kyungsoo, Chanyeol, Yixing, Minseok, Zitao, Luhan, Baekhyun)
Jongdae: Uh guys. Sehun just burst into Jongin's room, told him he loves him, and kicked me out.
Chanyeol: True and I'm pretty sure I hear Unholy Sounds coming from that bedroom
Chanyeol: and I don't even mean Sehun unholy. I mean lovey dovey giggling and kissy sounds.
Yixing: I'm gunna barf
Kris: Guys, do you know what this means?
Kris: Sehun has been tamed.
Zitao: Amazing
Kyungsoo: Revolutionary
Joonmyun: oh thank god
Minseok: OMFG THATS SO CUTE
Luhan: lowkey double dates if I'm ever allowed back in korea. or skype dates. just set me up on a laptop and bring me along.
Baekhyun: damn i'm kinda jealous.
Kyungsoo: of mushy love ? why?
Baekhyun: no...just of commitment. that might be cool.
Kyungsoo: like fwb?
Baekhyun: or enemies with benefits
Baekhyun: just saying
Kris: Oh my god!!! Get a room!!!!
Kyungsoo: .......
Kyungsoo: pce
Baekhyun: ;);););)
Yixing: IM GAY AF
Joonmyun: I need a drink. Who's down?
Zitao: yes
Jongdae: yes x2
Minseok: omg yeah
Luhan: bring me on skype
Yixing: yes
Chanyeol: i'm down
Kyungsoo: Baekhyun and I are coming
Zitao: "baekhyun and I" ####okay
Jongin: we're coming
Zitao: jongin and sehun are a full on "we" !!
Kris: have fun guys. get ed up for me.
Sehun: I hope you get
your tn kris <333333
Kris: bye sehun
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