Chapter 3 - His EVIL plan

Minah's POV:

Timecheck: 6:57pm

Omona~! Am I really dreaming? Me? Living with EXO?!

For 6 months??!

"Yah! Stop dreaming and get yourself ready! We are going there... tonight!!" as Sehun excitedly said. Heol~ Is he serious? I mean tonight?? Omona!! My ovaries are not prepared to see 12 handsome men in 6 months!

"Yah Sehun, why are you so excited? Huh?" i asked

"Cause Luhannie and I are gonna see each other after 2 months!! YAY!! Bubble tea time again for the two of us!!" I was shock hearing those words..

'Is HunHan real?'

"Yes dear. HunHan is real. So back of to my Luhannie!!"

O_________________O

Did I ask it out loud? Woah =__=

"No worries Suhun! Even though Luhan is one of the most handsome members of EXO, there is no way I would fall for him. Also you said that HunHan is real, duh!" I exclaimed

"That's good to here. Yah Minah, in EXO is there a member you like? If there is none. Could you describe us all?" What the? Is he really ing serious? I might say something weird!! >__<

"Please? //While doing aegyo//" Heol~ How could I say no if he is doing his famous aegyo infront of me?!

"F-Fine!" I said half shouting

"So I am going to start with EXO-K..

Now Kim Jun Myeon.. he looks very rich. Keke. ^^~ Very cute especially when he smiles, very handsome. And also he is a very good leader like Leeteuk oppa."

Did I say it all? Did I miss something? Waaah I'm having cold sweats T^T Why do I need to do this?! I heyt chu Sehun-ah!!

"About Byun Baekhyun.. he is one of the most adorable members in EXO! With his cute/innocent smile! Heaven men!! Though I envy his pretty face. //pouts// Yah Sehun-ah, is BaekYeol real?" I asked

//he nodded// I cryy TT__________TT

Waaaaah T^T So that's why Baekhyun reacted that way when see he first saw me. I also taught that Chanyeol oppa is straight. Waaaah TT^TT

"Now Park Chanyeol..his teeth.. so DAEBAK! Seems like he is endorsing some kind of toothpaste! And his voice..waah!! SO deep and enchanting!! His face.. Aish such a cutie! Y-yah! don't laugh! You said to describe them. YAH SEHUN-AH!! HAJIMA!!! SO going back. Waaaah so perfect!! Though he is not straight as what you said. This would be the end of me T^T"

Wah Sehun kept on laughing!! TT___TT Did I say something wrong? //pouts//

"Just kidding Minah! In EXO only HunHan is real. Hahaha Baekhyun and Chanyeol are just bestfriends. Though one of them has a feeling to the other. Haha." he said. Such a cliffhanger //pouts//

"O-okay.. Now Do Kyung Soo. Shocks!! How do I start? T^T Well basically he is just an ideal men! Just a perfect guy for someone."

"//smirks// Well Kai is gonna be so lucky..."

O__________O D-did I just heard it right?

"K-KaiSoo is real?" I asked but he didn't respond. Waah I really hate chu Sehun!!

"Hmm okay Kim Jong In.. //le drools// JUST TOO Y!! AH! His smirk.. Omonaaa!! his smile!! Laugh the way he looks. Wow He really has something! And his tan skin! Waaaaah!! Daebak!! //sparkling eyes// With one smirk--- omona!!"

Gosh I'm fangirling again T^T

"Now you Oh Sehun. I have nothing to say. Kkaebsong? Hahaha. Just joking! Well you're the guy in EXO who is really cute! Though your face is really having it's maturity. But still daebak!!" I said, well it's true since MAMA ERA then now. Gosh what a big improvement Oh Sehun had!

"That's good to hear. How about EXO-M, hmm?"

Here it goes. >_<

"Kris..just so perfect! His eyes, nose, lips (A/N: Eh? Taeyang is that you? Keke) His face .. Ahh his height.. just perfect."

Well that's true. though when he smiles.. hihi ^_^V //imitates his gummy smile//

"Now you "LUHANNIE" he looks like a girl just like Heechul oppa, very good at playing soccer and rubix cube! Daebak. And very manly!! Just perfect for Oh Sehun."

"Go on." he said while his face is turning beet red. Haha

"XiuMin! Gosh! Is he really the oldest? Well for me he looks lilke one of the youngest! Just a cutie! Having that baozi face. Kyeopta~!"

"NEXT ChenChen!! His voice! Jjang! He is such a kind hearted person.."

"Lay-sshi! Omona. Don't let him near me. Please, I'm begging you. T^T" I said

"Hah? W-why?"

"Don't let him near me especially when he smiles. I might kidnap him duh. His dimples, angelic slash innocent face plus his voice and dancing skills. Aigoo.. ideal guy for me!"

"Well better be ready Minah. Haha." he said teasing

"Yah hajima!. >_< Now last Tao!! KungFu Panda TAO!! Kyaah! His wushu is daebak! I want to learn that to! T^T do you think he'll teach me?" i asked

"I bet so. So Minah. Kaja?"

W-wait already?? Waaaaaaah!! The feels!!

"PPALI!! COME ON!!" he said while pulling me

"Okay com--

"Welcome to our House Minah!" says the banner hanging in their house. Wow a welcome party..for me?

"F-for me?" I asked and all of them nodded

"You shoudn't have to. But thanks!!" I said

"You are always welcome Minah!!" said Suho who hugged me so tight. Waaah! Butterflies in my stomach! *O*

"Yah hyung! She can't breath." *O*

Channie!!

"S-sorry." he said blushing "N-no .. I-it's okay oppa.: I said while laughing

"Hi I'm Park Chanyeol! Nice to meet you MInah!" he said. Shucks!! Those teeth!! His eyes nose lips! Daebak! Can someone slap me? I mean really hard?!

I never felt so happy. Well before I would just spazz them over the computer but now! Heaven men! Seeing them everyday for 6 months!! Kyaaaaah!!!

"Hi MInah //smirls// By the way I'm Kai, ready to make you happy //laughs seductively// I mean.. I will take care of you for 6 months. Haha." So Kai is really like this!! //le dies// OMONA!! my thoughts are being byuntae @v@

"Stop it JongIN. Oh bby the way Do Kyunsoo. Call me D.O. for short." as we shaked our hands. What, he called kai "Jongin"? I heard that he calls kai jongin if he is mad at kai. T^T KaiSoo feels again :">

"Nice to meet you EXO-K!" I greeted but then where is EXO-M?

"Sehun-ah where's EXO-M?" I asked

"They'll be here any min--- //dingdong// Oh! They're here! Good luck with Lay Minah *winks*" here he goes again -_-

"What's with YiXing, Minah?" Suho asked "N-nothing." I said tering when I saw Lay entering the door. ^O^ My healing unicorn is already here!!

"So you're Minah?" Tao asked, I nodded "Well then nice to me-- "Hi Minah! Handsome Chen infront of you~!" So it's true.. troll king

"Yah hyung! Sorry, nice to meet you Minah//winks//" said Tao

"Sehunnie!! My beautiful jagiya!! Bogoshipoyeo~" Luhan said to Sehun with all smiles while Sehun's face is turning to light crimson

"Oh hi there Minah!" said Luhan

" please. I am more better than you. Uhm, are your hands clean? I might get germs."

WTF??!

"Just kidding! Hahaha! Hi Minah! I'm Kris!!" he said while showing his gums.

HIS.JOKE.IS.NOT.FUNNY

"My turn. Annyeong MinMIn!! Woah you look more beautiful in person!" Xiumin said. Kyaah with his words I felt my face getting hot

S-so it means XingXing would be last?

//gulps hard//

OMONAAAAAAAA!! Help me!! JEBAAL! Ajujujuju TT^TT

He is coming near!!! Until...

Sehun's POV

I can't stop laughing! HAHAHA The way Minah looked at Lay hyun was priceless.

Since I am the evil maknae like kyuhyun sunbaenim..I'll do something EVIL..

I moved to a spot were I could do my prank. Omo! I'm getting excited!

I positioned my foot were Lay hyung was about to walk in

"Annyeo-- !" Lay hyung tripped over MInah! Ahahahah!! XD Everyone laughed at their position.. now.. thank me Minah. Hahaha!!

To tell you guys their position is Lay is on top Minah

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A/N:

Sorry for the boring update T^T hope that you like it!

//sings EXO'S LOVE ME RIGHT//

//ledrools ove KAi!! //

Saranghaeyo!!

EXO WE ARE ONE!!

-ceejaymarinay :*