Yo, Amber. How’s it going?

Awesome. What’s up, Henry? How’s married life treating you?

Uhmmm, it’s good. Not really what I expected.

Dude, are you free this weekend?

Wait. Lemme check.

I’m packed. Why, what’s up?

All weekend? Just wanna meet up. We haven’t hang in a while.

Dude, you’ve been callin me really often these days.

Can’t I just hang with my friends? Geez. Anyway so all weekend?

Yeah dude. I’m chillin with Ellin on Friday all day.

Saturday I’m meeting with Goldfish. We’re gonna go eat and then go back to her place.

I haven’t seen her in so long.

Okay so then Sunday.

I may be able to do Sunday evening. I’m going to church with Eric.

Wow, okay so you have time for Eric but not me? That’s cold.

It’s church!

Fine okay so Sunday evening? Let’s go tacos.

Oohhh. Tacos sound really good.

Cool. We set?

Oh crap, wait no. I can’t. I forgot. Hyuna’s coming back and I promised I’ll take her out.

Omg, are you serious? Okay fine. What about the following week?

Well Monday I’m going into work and later I’m taking out the RV girls to celebrate their comeback. God Yeri’s so cute.

Amber please. She’s 16.

I only said she’s cute. Geez, calm down.

Anyway, then Tuesday and Wednesday work all day.

Wanna do dinner on either those days?

I’ll probably be going dinner with the members. We have a lot to catch up on. Everyone’s so busy these days.

Yes… apparently.

Dude, don’t you have work? Are you free like every day?

Why you gotta make me sound so sad? I’m just trying to make time for you, okay?

Sorry. Didn’t mean it that way. It’s just odd.

Okay, so any day really. I’ll move stuff around if I have to.

Let’s see…

Thursday I’m free but going to support Minah and the miss A girls. I’ll probably hang with Min and Hyo at night.

Friday I’m going into the studio to write during the day but Gain is treating me to dinner. She’s so sweet.

Then Saturday I told Shannon I’d help her out with something and Saturday night I’m taking Taeyeon out.

And then church again on Sunday and I’m spending time with Sulli after.

Sigh…

What?

I give up.

What?!

Dude, you have plans with a girl every day.

They’re not all girls…

Right, there’s Eric. But that’s church.

Yeah… actually I usually meet up with Sooyoung and Tiffany there too.

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It’s not on purpose okay! Just so happens the girls wanna hang more. And they’ve already got me locked in since weeks ago.

Dude, how do you even get all these girls?

I got game LOL

Seriously.

I haven’t even mentioned the other half of them really, like Woori.

Yeah, rub it in. Meanwhile I’m here trying to get you to hang and being rejected hard.

Pfffttt. Wow thanks.

Just mean I can’t get any. Not even you wanna hang.

It’s coz you’re married now.

Uhhh… yeah… Man I didn’t think it would make a difference.

Also you totally outed me as a playboy.

Sorry, buddy. Just stating the facts.

What about the guys?

I was hoping I didn’t have to resort to that.

Haha. Well there’s always Guk Joo.

OMG yes! I’mma call her now.

Good luck with your harem.

Pfffttt. I don’t need luck.

Okay, maybe a little with Princess.