take suho out first because either he’ll start crying as s fall and you won’t have the will to continue or he’ll level up The Hulk™ Style and pounce and you DO NOT want to with Hulked Out Kim Junmyeon™ tbh. he probably has a lot of pent up rage (due to watching over a bunch of s for 3+years, for kris peacing out on him, etc) and you know he’s got a whole plethora of secret moves he’s learned from anime at his disposal
  tao is next because he’s the Realest threat in the room. i suggest you take his puppy as hostage and he’ll give in immediately and that’s when you roundhouse kick him into sehun. sehun has the anatomy of an inflatable noodle he won’t be able to lift tao off his papery body without at least two helping hands. that’s a 2 in 1 deal.
  keep Candy watch out for kai, since he’s a dancer he’s light on his toes and agile. thats dangerous. this is when you distract him with candy. he’s a dog lover they literally lose all focus when cute puppies are within a 10 mile radius. while he’s distracted hit em w the ol razzle dazzle one two punch and watch him fall 
  now you’ve probably pissed off about 5.5 ppl in the room. this is a very crucial moment. chanyeol will probably come for you now. don’t worry about him being 10 ft tall just point behind him and loudly exclaim OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT. when he turns his back [fist emoji]
  avoid baekhyun’s sporadic flying high kicks and trip his . kyungsoo will ‘accidentally’ take him out for you.
  avoid ky