How To Keep A Princess Happy 101:By Amber Liu [Hiatus=Marked as Complete]
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Hello there! Amber Liu at your service ^_^ Now, for any of you girlfriends that have the er….pleasure, of dating a princess as “wonderful” as mine, I can assure you’ve had some harsh encounters.
But do not fear, the Taiwanese dino is here to help you out! Here’s a just a few, but helpful tips that I’ve acquired over the past 3 years with none other than my Krystal ♥ So, take good notes!
Foreword
Rule #1-Always compliment her clothes and never fall asleep when she talks to you, or fear the wrath of HellJung.
Rule #2-Always bring her meat and mangoes. And always feed her. No one else.
Rule #3-Calm HellSica before you do anything
Rule #4-Never hug any female idols that do not belong SMent. Or you will die.
Rule #5-Always fix her hair. Even if she rejects it. It's a Jung Thing.
Rule #6-Do not on 소녀시대 or 카라 sunbaes.
Rule #7-Always let her cling to you. Even when you're mad at her.
Rule #8-Never wake her up early on a Saturday morning.
Rule #9-She never looks fat. Got it?
Rule #10-Never be late.E-V-E-R
Rule #11-Never name an idol as your idol type.
Rule #12-Never blast your hip hop music.
Rule #13-Watch whatever crappy romantic comedy she wants to watch.
Rule #14-Never get jealous over male idols. She loves you.
Rule #15-Eat anything she cooks. ANYTHING.
Rule #16-Eye contact>Being too touchy
Rule #17- English + Krystal=♥
Rule #18-Never pay more attention to Sulli, Luna or Victoria than Krystal.
Rule #19-When she's upset, just be a derp
Rule #20- No matter cold, controlling, jealous,bipolar or nitpicky she may act, she still loves you.
*Note:I know some of the rules are similar but I don't give a damn. I have 3 other fics I should update but I'm posting this because I wanted to see if I could write fluffy or not. And then incorporate it into one of my other stories. So yeah, comment and .
Oh and the time line, jumps around alot.
I'm starting way too many fics butwhatever LOL*
Comment and I'll love you forever ♥
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