Most of this story, the title, the characters identities and parts of the plot does not belong to me, and belongs to SweetStrawberryy, who is currently writing a fanfiction called 'Fan Mail' and this is to be a parody of the first chapter :D

Trust me. This won't tell out like the last one... no no, this time I WILL KILL THEM ALL >8D

Jokes. Like I'm going to tell you what happens.

And I have her permission to do this.

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Check out the real story: Fan Mail

cat xxx