It was a success... for like 0.01 second. Enough time for the entire humanity (or at least to those enough to care) to lose touch with the world wide web and all that perks that comes with it... and surely, enough time for SME to realize how stupid their plan was. Remember that day? That day when you got something philosophical to say but twitter was just stuck with tweets some 18 hours ago? That horrible day when no matter how much you scroll down your Facebook timeline, it just wouldn’t reload? That awful, awful day you couldn’t connect to your Instagram to post your selca? (Or your pet’s cute antics? Coz Tao sure did...) Yes, that’s the day. It’s either SME never did learn their lesson when they posted online that “In line with celebrating EXO’s eldest member’s birthday, one lucky fan will have a chance to spend one day with Xiumin in an all-expense paid dinner date at Jeju Island. For more details, please visit EXO’s official website.” ... or that fans were really getting out of hand... Or maybe a certain Chinese chaebol had something to do with it. Because the moment some 3 million users log-in to the said site all at the same time and reading the first line of the announcement, “KIM MINSEOK IS UP FOR GRABS!” in blinking large font, everything just went black. It’s a shame, really. For they wouldn’t get to read the part where they’ll bid for the chance to get close with their oppa or that part where all money collected will go to his chosen charity. Or that part where they could visit his room & have an impromptu meet-and-gre