jongdae/kyungsoo
Sixty Six ShipsEXO (12)
Suho
Alright, ‘fess up.
Suho
Who got Kyungsoo a fake moustache?
Kai
What?
Xiumin
Kyungsoo got a fake moustache?
Chanyeol
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Suho
It’s not funny Chanyeol
Chanyeol
HAHAHAHAHAA
Lay
Lol
Lay
Wait, why are we laughing?
Sehun
Someone got Kyungsoo a fake moustache.. Apparently
Lay
You can get a fake moustache?
Lay
What are they like?
Kai
What are they even made from?
Baekhyun
Your mum’s pubes
Suho
Byun Baekhyun!
Chanyeol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chanyeol
GOOD ONE BYUNBAEK
Baekhyun
^^
Kris
Chanyeol… Please don’t encourage him.
Suho
Thanks for having my back on this, Kris
Luhan
COUGHS
Kris
Anytime, Junmyeon
Luhan
COUGHS
Suho
Good to know that I have at least one person that I can count on
Luhan
COUGHS
Kris
That’s a nasty cough you’ve got there, Luhan
Kris
You should really get that looked at
Kris
You know, before you die
Lay
I have some cough drops if you need them
Sehun
Luhan hyung doesn’t really have a cough, Yixing hyung
Lay
He doesn’t?
Lay
Then why was he coughing?
Sehun
He was..
Sehun
Never mind
Luhan
I’ll explain it to you later, Yixing
Lay
Ok then
Kris
COUGHS
Lay
I think Yifan-ge caught your cough, Luge
Xiumin
Hang on a second
Xiumin
Since when you do you call him Luge as well
Kai
He isn’t even your ge, Minseok hyung
Minseok
That’s not the point!
Baekhyun
Yeah
Baekhyun
Shut up, Jongin
Chanyeol
Yeah
Chanyeol
Shut it, Jongin
Suho
Don’t stir, Baekhyun
Kris
And don’t be a sheep, Chanyeol
Baekhyun
LOOOOL
Baekhyun
He called you a sheep
Chanyeol
Well……. He called you a stirrer!
Baekhyun
Whatever
Baekhyun
I’d rather be a stirrer than a sheep
Chanyeol
Why? Do you have a thing for then?
Chanyeol
GUYS
Chanyeol
BAEK LOVES POOP
Sehun
Why are we talking about this?
Jongin
Don’t look at me
Suho
Kids, enough!
Luhan
I’m older than you, Junmyeon
Xiumin
So am I
Kris
Let’s try to support him, why don’t we?
Luhan
COUGHS
Kris
Alright, that’s it!
Kris
Bring it on, pretty boy!
Suho
You think Luhan hyung is pretty?
Sehun
Don’t you?
Suho
I guess so?
Xiumin
Please, we all know Luge is the girliest looking one out of all of us
Xiumin
I mean manly handsome
Kris
COUGHS
Chanyeol
Baek looks the girliest
Baekhyun
OH NO YOU DIDN’T!
Chanyeol
I think I just did!
Baekhyun
Say it again
Baekhyun
I DARES YOU
Chanyeol
I don’t need to
Chanyeol
Just scroll up
Chanyeol
Tao
Why is Baekhyun hyung screaming?
Tao
You guys are being too loud
Tao
Woke me up
Sehun
It’s 5pm, Tao
Jongin
This is Tao we’re talking about
Suho
ING HELL
Suho
ALL I WANTED TO KNOW WAS WHO GOT KYUNGSOO THAT BLOODY MOUSTACHE!!!!
Baekhyun
O_O
Xiumin
…..
Chanyeol
!!!!
Sehun
(Did Junmyeon hyung just swear?)
Jongin
(I think he just did)
Luhan
(He must be really pissed off)
Lay
(Why are we typing in brackets?)
Kris
He didn’t get it from me, Suho
Xiumin
It wasn’t from me either
Luhan
Not me
Sehun
It’s definitely not Tao
Kai
He wouldn’t spend money on anybody
Sehun
True that
Tao
Well, neither would you two
Sehun
Touche
Kris
Yixing didn’t even know that such things existed, so it couldn’t have been him
Suho
Chanyeol?
Suho
Baekhyun?
Chanyeol
It wasn’t me
Baekhyun
Wasn’t me either
Suho
Who else is left?
Kris
Jongdae
Xiumin
Yeah, where is Jongdae?
Luhan
He’s been awfully quiet
Baekhyun
Yah!
Baekhyun
Jongdick
Chanyeol
Where you at, bro?
Baekhyun
If you don’t respond in 10 secs, it means you want my balls in your mouth
Chen
No one would want that
Chen
EVER!
Chanyeol
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuurn
Chanyeol
Would you like some ice for that?
Baekhyun
Go away
Suho
So was it you, Jongdae?
Chen
Was what me?
Suho
Did you get Kyungsoo a fake moustache?
Chen
Heh
Chen
Maaaaaaaaaaybe
Suho
Why would you do that?
Chen
Why not?
Kris
He’s been wearing it everywhere
Xiumin
I swear he went to the bathroom with it on
Xiumin
Took a shower
Xiumin
And when he left, it was still on his face
Xiumin
Like he wore it
Xiumin
Whilst he was showering
Luhan
I saw him blowdrying it the other day
Kai
Yeah and he’s been talking……. Weird
Sehun
That’s putting it mildly
Baekhyun
Mildly?
Baekhyun
Who’s been teaching you these words?
Sehun
Hyuuuuung
Baekhyun
I’m only teasing
D.O.
‘Ello, ‘ello, ‘ello
D.O.
How are we all this fine evening?
Chanyeol
Speak of the devil
Chanyeol
Or Satan rather
Suho
This, Jongdae, is precisely what I was referring to
D.O.
What exactly would that be, o’ fine sir?
Sehun
Wait, does Kyungsoo hyung think he’s British or something?
Xiumin
I don’t think that’s British, Sehun
Kai
But maybe that’s how he thinks British people speak?
Lay
Are moustaches British then?
D.O.
I’m not trying to be British, guys
Kris
Then what are you trying to be?
D.O.
I’m trying to be more cultured
Lay
Is that somewhere in Europe?
Luhan
Yixing, I think you should stop talking
Lay
Why?
Kris
COUGHS
D.O.
Oh goodness gracious, what ailment might you be suffering from?
Kris left the group.
D.O.
Guys
Suho
??
D.O.
I moustache you a question
D.O.
( ˇ෴ˇ )
D.O.
ㅋㅋㅋ
Xiumin left the group.
Tao left the group.
D.O.
No?
D.O.
Guess I’ll shave it for later
Baekhyun left the group.
Chanyeol left the group.
Sehun left the group.
Kai left the group.
D.O.
I don’t want to stubble over my words
Luhan left the group.
Lay left the group.
D.O.
Why is everyone leaving?
D.O.
I’m having so moustache pun
Suho left the group.
D.O.
Jongdae
D.O.
They all left
Chen
It’s okay, baby
Chen
I’m still here
Chen
I’ll always be here for you
D.O.
I know :{)
Chen
So do you like the moustache then?
D.O.
I do
D.O.
Thanks!
D.O.
But do you like it?
D.O.
On me, I mean
D.O.
Like, does it suit me?
Chen
Of course I like it
D.O.
You don’t think it looks weird?
Chen
You could never look weird
Chen
You’re my beautiful squishy Soo baby
D.O.
^෴^
Chen
It does tickle when we kiss though
D.O.
It does?
Chen
But I don’t mind
Chen
As long as it makes you happy
D.O.
You make me happy
Chen
I love you, Moustache Soo
D.O.
I love you too, Jongbae
a/n: pahahah this was just utter crack.
inspired by all the moustache gifts my friends gave me for my bday and this:
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