So, well, we have this bunch of seven cool guys who actually can sing and dance… they form a band called INF- …. INPINITE and they are very very cool!

A lot, trust me!

…

Well, actually not everyone of them is so hot and cool, but whatever!

We have an old man who’s the leader… yeah, no wonder he seems so old, with those kind of eyes…
But still! He looks very cool when he sings…!

Yeah… unless it looks like he’s sleeping while singing… but trust me! He’s very good!

No one can reach such high tones but him!

…Well, actually the other one can also sing high pitched songs, but…

Okay, fine: let’s say leader-nim is pretty useless except being the leader.

The other one I was talking about, who may he be… hell yeah! Nobody else but Woohyun!

He’s cool, we already know it, but sometimes he could be very annoying, with all that aegyo… and hearts… and “puyin puyin”… Gah. So embarrassing…

But I guess he can sing, so it’s good. He also draws attention like crazy! You must be careful when he’s around, your heart would be in danger…

Anyway, there’re seven of them; the list goes on!

Dino is the funny soul of the group.

He’s kind of amazing, because of his unpredictability; you’ll never know what he would scream or laughing for!

Sometimes it’s creepy...

But still, he’s the life of the party and everyone loves him. Me too.

-Ahem! -

Sungyeol is a foolish guy, and nothing more to say about it.

Myungsoo is really something!

I still wonder what he’s really thinking about 24/7, always sitting aside and taking some pictures.

Silence loves him, it’s his life’s partner.

Oh. And also black clothes. They love him too!

He wouldn’t walk outside without them, they’re his life, along with his camera.

I’ll admit I’ve tried to steal it while he was sleeping, but it was useless: he was sleeping hugging it.

…

Eeeew.

…

Oh!

I’d like you to remember this is still a fan fiction! Everything is made-up!

It’s not like I’m one of those cool and hot (but mostly hot) guys, who’s writing this silly story to making fun of them, not at all!

…

I hope this would be clear…

So.

Sungjong-maknae is such a good listener!

He’s the youngest, still he seems so mature you could think he’s one of the hyungs!

What to say about him?

Initially I thought he was… a girl? No, but he had some strange habits (like, dancing… he knows gilrs’ groups’ choreographies…)

But… you know what? Pretty soon I’ve started to like them too, and that’s thank to him.

Thanks Sungjong. Now I remember all the “Tell me” choreography!

But I won’t admit I enjoyed it.

Ahahah, we have mostly finished!

But wait! Who is still left?

But of course! The hottest, the coolest, and the manliest of them all!

And who’d he be if not me… Lee HoWon?!

Yeeah, exactly!

He’s so handsome, don’t you think so?! People say he can’t do the aegyo, but so what?

A man among man just can’t do something so disgustingly cute!

…

Okay, it’s actually really cute and I like it, but still… he just can’t!

Our dancing machine is a cool man who can make you fall in love with just a glance!

He’s strong, he can sing and he can also rap! No one can rap better than him!

(Maybe Dongwoo would have a chance, but whatever...)

A-anyway!

Ssssooooo, those were my precious INPINITE I love soo much!

But of course, my ultra-mega-iper-bias would be Sungk- HoWon!! He’s just soo lovely!

He’s really kind with women, you know?

When there’s to be a gentleman, he’s so polite and well mannered! You can trust him, as I trust him, rest assured!

What else to say, my lovely readers?

Oh, well, I haven’t properly written a fanfcition, it’s more like I’ve made a list, isn't it…

But who cares, right? You’ll have mercy, right?

I haven’t hurt anyone, I was in good faith! Trust me.

And I love you, so please don’t hate me.

…

……

PUYIN PUYIN!

(Isn’t this too much?! Doing aegyo… Yah, so embarrassing!)

I’d like to write more about this awesome group I’ve fallen for!

So please, if you’d liked it, let me know!

I’ll write again straight ahead! I just love it soooo much! Kekeke…

Forever INSFIRIT! Fighting!

See you soon~!

Cute-Howonie loves you. ;-3

...

*Few days later*

Sungyeol: “Lee. Ho. Won.!! What the hell is this?!?!? MY EYES!!! What have I just read, WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU WRITTEN?!?!?!?”

(lolz)

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N.a.

Sup guys!

I’m here again with my nonsense!

Before anyone could misunderstand, this is a oneshot about our little cutie pie Howonie who disguised himself as a fan fictioner.

So, of course, the description is a part of the story too; don’t take it seriously! ;-)

It’s not even a parody; please don’t feel teased by Howon’s writing: it’s his own skill that .

You’re all such good writers, I feel amazed every time I read a ff on this site! L(* - *L) Believe me!

Soooo well, Infinite’s members didn’t react as Howon had hoped; poor Sungyeol being snubbed like that!

No-good, no-good at all Howonie!

I think no one has fallen for his trick, am I wrong?

Cute-Howonie is such a good writer no one could have guessed she wasn’t a fake account managed by our hobaby, right?

Ah, right!

“Cute-Howonie” is a FAKE ACCOUNT. I’ve just made it up.

If by any case, this “cute-howonie” is actually a real account, I apologize: it wasn’t meant to mock you.

Be merciful and let me know; I’ll made up another strange name for this dork writer! :3

(Oh no, your name is totally fine, btw)

Ok, enough! Too many explanations.

If you’d liked it, let me know. If you haven’t, let me still know. (It would heart my little kokoro, but whatever… joking!)

I’d like to know if I’m not the only one with ideas as strange as this one!

Feel free to tell me anything about it, I’ll be happy anyway :3

That said, I’ll end it here.

If you’d like it, maybe “Cute-Howonie” would steal Sungyeol’s laptop and write again.

We’ll see…

Bye bye!

-- Pappolo.