"Vote for me, Wu Yifan, for I will not only rule over the world, but also the galaxy."

"Vote for me, Do Kyungsoo for I will bring all short people to justice."

"If you like food just vote for me."

"Vote for me, Huang Zitao, and we shall banish all the disgusting fashion in the country."

"Vote for me, Kim Jongin, and I'll legalize for all ages."

"I'll give you a polaroid of me if you vote for me. And free eyeliner from Maybeline."

"Vote for me, Chanyeol and we will allow people with big ears to rule."

"Why am I here lololol where's my Luhan."

"Vote for me, Luhan and we shall only allow pretty boys to live."

"Vote for me, the great Kim Jongdae. Cause duh-"

"My name is Zhang Yixing and I promise that if you vote for me, I will- Oh look a butterfly."

"They say the older you are the wiser you are, thus vote for-"

"Gramps."

"WHAT DID I DO TO YOU KIM JONGDAE? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HURT ME LIKE THIS."