Baekhyun scrolls down his twitter feed, scanning through hundreds of hateful comments in multiple languages. He knows what they say even if it's in Sanskrit, English or other squiggly characters. It's all hate. Taeyeon grabs the phone and tosses it on the couch then hands him a bag of plant contents.

"Don't torture you're self, Chen sent us this as a pre wedding gift tho" Taeyeon states.

"Wow corriender?" Baekhyun flops the bag, disinterested.

Taeyeon smacks him, opens the contents and takes out a 100 000 won bill, rolls up a blunt. "Smoke it stupid" Taeyeon pulls out a lighter and sticks the object in his mouth, something baekhyun is used to...

Baekhyun inhales and coughs out instantly, blunt burning a whole through his sweats, which Taeyeon quickly retrieves. Baekhyun's pupils dilate and the room begins to come to life. He sees everything for more than what it is, his body loosens while his mind explores. Taeyeon is amused, puffing out her 2nd blunt and puts in a movie.

Baekhyun cuddled up against Taeyeon, but she quickly detangled herself to get some snacks.

Baekhyun finally focuses on the tv. It's shrek. Again. Taeyeon is secretly an obsessive shrek fan. She has the entire DVD set as well as the acclaimed musical (it's awesome watch it). Not to mention, the bed sheets, pillows, stuffed plushies, figurines, etc. Baekhyun is A okay with this because it's Taeyeon, any other person and he would have ditched in a heartbeat. Taeyeon could careless about his opinion, but is glad that he understands. However, what baekhyun is terrified of the life sized shrek plushie he is forced to sleep next to whenever he sleeps with Taeyeon. Normal people have a bamboo pillow, or blanket as their security item, but Taeyeon has this 5 ft tall, 2.5 ft wide shrek plushie with deep eyes that look too creepily real to be fake. Infact said plushie is somehow walking towards him.

Baekhyun screams.

" it's me" Taeyeon emerges behind the plushie, lightly smacking his head.

"It was the scary part of the movie, shrek's face" baekhyun sasses.

Taeyeon glares " I'd that green sausage before I'd even glance your direction if he were real, " she defends.

"Why am I dating you" baekhyun muses.

"because I'm a god" Taeyeon fans herself.

Baekhyun can't help but agree, a god among peasants, his manicured nails couldn't scratch a hair on the goddess of sment.