gasp I am not!

'What is that sound?' *rustle, rustle* 'Could it be that annoying fly from outise that's always flying in my cage? I hate that guy.'

Baekhyun was trying to nap peacfully in his cage. He couldn't help but notice the sounds coming from the outside world though. Truthfully, he hated uninvited visitors the most. Mostly the annoying ones that never left.

*rustle rustle*

'Wait a minute...'

*rustle*

"It's.."

*click*

"IT'S MASTER!!!"

"Baekhyun-ah I'm homeee." Baekhyun's owner walked into the house with piled up grocery bags in her hands. She took her shoes off at the door and made her way to the kitchen, almost falling down twice.

'My cute and clumsy master. Be careful you might get hurt!'

"Has my little piggy been good?" "Yes master I was very good." Baekhyun said in piggy language as he nodded his head. She placed all the groceries in their place and immediatly headed to her pet's cage. "How's my big booy? Has he been a very good boy?" She cooed at Baekhyun as she kneeled down next to his cage and was reaching inside to grab him. "I missed you so much my baby Baekkie, and oh...you seemed to have gained some weight again." She said as she was lifting the poor piggie up and down to feel his weight. "Are you eating more treats then you should from that machine? I thought I set it to automatically give you two biscuits while I'm gone. I'll have to check it again."

"Anyoo~ master. It gives me five biscuits a day. Leave it like that pleasee T~T"

"Oh I almost forgot. I got my little piggy his favourite food. Spring apples."

"Master got me apples?!"

"Yes just for you my piggy." She cooed again as Baekhyun started showing his excitment by running in circles in the cage. Immediatley she took an apple out of the plastic bag, washed it and chopped it up for Baekhyun to eat. He sat down and started nibbling on one piece of apple while he looked at his owner as she started to prepare her own dinner.He felt so lucky to be in this home with his one true love. Yes. He considered his owner to be the one person he loved the most...even though he had never met that much people in his life (he could count them on the little fingers of his paw) he had decided that his master was the best human that had ever existed. He felt extremly lucky when his bowl was filled up again, this time with healthy vegetables. No wonder he felt so lucky.

That Night

It was now dark outside. The temperature had gotten a bit lower and the wind felt a bit chilly but his master made sure to warm up the house for him so he wouldn't get cold. "Shall we go to sleep Baekhyun-ah."

'Yes master'

He nodded his head as his owner placed his cage close to her bed. "Have a good night Baekkie. Tomorrow I have a very big surprise for you! Are you happy?"

"Ohhh a surprise? What is it master? What is it?"

"Haha you're a curious one aren't you. But I won't tell you. You will have to wait and find out tomorrow when I get back. I'm sure you will like it."

'More apples? I'm sure it's apples! I like the apples master gets for me!'

"Have a good night Baekkie. Rest well. Tomorrow we have to wake up early aswell." Baekhyun nodded again and then retrived to his favourite bedding spot. He layed there silently as he waited for sleep to take over him.

'Toomorrow I will get more apples. I am really happy. My master is the best and I love her so much.'

'I love you master.'

"It's that bug again. Why does he visit me everyday gosh?" "Yo, yo, yo. How's my big friend doing?" The fly asked as he continued flying in circles above Baekhyun's cage. "What do you want?" "No hello to your favourite fly?" "I don't greet people I don't like." "Are you saying you don't like me." The bug asked Baekhyun with a confused expression. "...Something like that." "Damn you're mean. Okay then since you don't like me I'll cut tothe chase. I heard you got apples yesterday. I'm here to collect my share." The bug said as he finally landed himself on Baekhyun's bowl. "Where is it?" "Too late. I ate it all." "NO WAY!" "It's true. I eat the food master gives me right there and then or else it will spoil." "You man. Now I'll go hungry and die."The fly pouted his bug mouth out and looked down. Baekhyun couldn't help but feel sorry for him. Sure he was as annoying as ten flies but he didn't want him to starve to death.

"I can give you a piece of my biscuit if you want." he offered him as he got one of his biscuits and gave him a few crumbs "Really? Oh my god you are too good to me. An angel. A beautiful piggy angel!" "Don't take it too far now. Just eat it and be quiet for a few minutes." The fly nodded as he mimed zipping his mouth, locking it with a key and throwing the key away, then sitting down next to the crumbs and started eating them. "Okay, okay. I don't usually do this but since you are my special friend 'we are not friends' and you are being this kind I will share with you what I saw today. A secret. A BIGGGG secret" "Oh really? What is it?" Baekhyun asked, his ear twitching in curiosity. He was no tattle tale but he had to admit that he loved a good gossip. "Your master today. She went shopping right?" "Yes master went to get me more apples since she knows how much I like them." He said narrowing his eyes at the fly as he didn't see how his master could be involved in any kind of gossip at all. Especially this street fly's. "Apples hmm? Well I can assure you that the thing she bought wasn't apples but another-"

"Baekhyun-ah I'm homeee."

"Oh your master is here. Gotta go kiddo." The fly picked up the pieces of crumbs he had left in a hurry and waved at Baekhyun then flew away immediatley. The door could be heard opening and the owner was calling her pet's name again from the door. "You will be so excited when you see what I got Baekhyun-ah. I hope you will like him as much as I do." She picked Baekhyun up from his cage and placed him on the dining table after kissing his forhead. She started rustling the plastic bags while Baekhyun peeked at her from the top of the table carefully, making sure not to fall down in the process. His master finally picked up a small box in her hands and took out something fluffy and furry from inside. She placed this thing on the other side of the table, right in front of Baekhyun. "Baekhyun. I would like you to meet our newest family member. This is Chanyeol."

"Wit, wit."

"Hi my name is Chanyeol."

"I-Is he staying with us?" Baekhyun asked his master, dissapointment written all over his face. Why was this long haired...thing, staying with them?

"No hi? No. Well, emm okay. Let's get along well together. The other guinea pigs at the sanctury say that I am really friendly. Well the females used to say that. The males just attacked me for no reason. But that's alright. I forgive them." Chanyeol said with an adorable smile. "Wow you talk alot!" "That's what the other males used to say before they beat me up. You're not going to beat me up right?" Chanyeol was startled and ran after the fruit bowl to hide from Baekhyun.

"What? No..." "Yaaay. Then can we be friends?" Chanyeol asked as he waddled all the way from one side of the table to the other. "Anyo I don't want to be friends!" Baekhyun responded as he started waddling away from Chanyeol. "But whyyy? We will become bestfriends in no time." He said as he waddled after Baekhyun trying to persuade him to become friends. "Yah stop following me."

"What is going on here? Baaekhyun-ah are you being mean to Chanyeol?" their owner asked as she picked Baekhyun up and scolded him.

"*gasp* I am not!"

She picked Chanyeol up aswell with her other hand "Look he's so cute with his long fur. I bet I would have to bathe you guys alot more now...I should just do it today while I have the chance right?" "Yaaaaay...What's bathing."

"Why are we wet, and in the sink, and why is it filled with this liquid that makes us magically grow white fur on our body?" "This is what master was talking about. It's a bath and the liquid that turns into white stuff is called soap. It isn't sticking to our body either." "Cooooool. Can you eat it?" "NO! Don't eat that!" Baekhyun said in panick. This other guinea pig seemed to be quiet simple minded and...stupid. Why did Baekhyun have to end up with this kind of guinea pig? "Just be quiet and don't touch anything till master comes back. She had a sudden phone call but it shouldn't take long now." "My pigiiiieeesss."

"See. Master is back for us."

"Chanyeol-ah it takes so long to wash your fur but it's worth it in the end. I can give you funny hairstyles too. Look at this one."

"Awwwwww my little cutie pieee." "Psch." Baekhyun said in jealousy as he gave them his back. "Oh no don't get angry Baekhyun-ah I will wash your silky fur aswell of course!

"Now that my piggies are all nice and clean how about a nice snack. In the mean time I'll cook something then wash and go to bed." The owner mumbled on her own as she towel dried the both of them and put them back in the cage. After a few minutes their snack was served. Chanyeol was the first one to jump on the bowl of vegetables while Baekhyun stayed next to the pellet's bowl and glared at Chanyeol form behind.

'I hate you, you stupid guinea pig. With your stupid long fur. And your stupid innocent eyes. Why are you eating my food with that stupid mouth of yours you stupid fat !' Suddenly Chanyeol stopped eating and looked around then landed his eyes on Baekhyun."I feel like someone is talking about me behind my back." 'Gahhhh he caught me!' Baekhyun acted as if he didn't do anything and stared at that one facinating spot on the ceiling. He definitly wasn't going to tell Chanyeol that he was talking trash about him with himself, behind his back. Not in a million years.

It was now bed time. The owner of the two guinea pigs was already in bed reading an article she had found on her tablet while Chanyeol and Baekhyun's cage was closely placed to her bed like usual. "Well I guess it's about time we all slept. I can't believe it's already eleven at night." she told herself and she spread some face cream on her hands and then patted her face with it. "Goodnight my little angels. Sleep closely tonight. It's cold outside." "Yes lady who picked me up from the store." Chanyeol responded as he looked upwards towards the bed(even though he couldn't see her but still). "You have to call her master!" Baekhyun said immediatley as he sat himself on his usual bedding spot. "Oh right master. I didn't know what to call master since I didn't know master's name." Chanyeol said as he let himself fall next to Baekhyun and yawned out of sleep.

"Is master a sow (female) or a boar(male)?" Chanyeol asked again, this time laying himself completly down while pushing Baekhyun with his huge body unpurposely. "Can you be more careful! We are not all fat and enormous like you!" Baekhyun didn't like scolding other guinea pigs but for some reason his scolds towards Chanyeol came out nauturally. "I'm sorry. I know my body is really big but I'm not a bad guinea pig. I'm friendly too and a great listener." "...A sow. Master's a sow." "Oh so that's why she's so nice towards me. Males were never too friendly with me. Well males other than you. Hyungie's the best." "Did you just call me Hyungie?" "Yes." "Eww no. Stop it." "Why. It's cute." "I am not cute!...Well maybe a little but I am your elder! I don't want a cute pet name from you." "Okay hyungie calm down. We don't want to wake master up." "For the last time I a not-" "Mmmmmm." The both's owner could be heard groaning and turning in her sleep. "Shhh." Chanyeol said as he chuckled while Baekhyun glared at him again.

'I hope your hair gets tangled tommorow!'

In the morning Baekhyun woke up and looked towards his master's bed. She wasn't there. Had she already left? "She didn't even say goodmorning." He sulked in the same spot he was in when he woke up. "Oh Hyungie is up. Master already left for work but she left us this amazingly big bowl of vegetables. Come and eat I left you half of it." "I don't want it." he sulked again in his spot. "But master even put in a piece of apple for you...She wouldn't stop saying how much you liked apples." "I said I don't want it!" "...Okay then. I'm just going to leave it here so eat when you are hungry."

Baekhyun felt worse than he did before now. He hated sharing his food and space with Chanyeol. He was devestated that he had been replaced by another guinea pig and he was really hurt aswell. Things were only going to have a turn to the worse from there on for sure.

"Why aren't you eating Baekhyun-ah. You were getting chubbier a week ago but why are you so skinny now?! I don't want you to be like this anymore." The owner was very scared that she was going to loose her guinea pig. She often heard of guinea pigs that suddenly loose all their weight and then die. She was definetly not ready to loose Baekhyun yet. He was her baby and she loved him dearly. There was only one last thing she could do. Take him to the vet's. She prepared another cage. One that was smaller and could be carried easily, put her guniea pigs inside and hurriedly left her home. She put the cage on her car seat drove off to the vet's clinic.

When she was there the doctor asked her immediatley what was wrong and she took Baekhyun out of the cage. "What happened to him?" "I don't know he just lost his apettite suddenly and in a week he has become like this." "Did you perhaps change his food" "No. I feed them vegetables in the morning and in the evening when I get home from work and I also give them pellets everyday." Something didn't seem to click immediately and the vet asked. "Did you say them? Is he living with another guinea pig?" "Yes...I got him last week." "Ahhh. So that's it. You got a new male to prevent getting any unwanted pregnancies but at the same time it was a really bad decision." "It was?" The owner asked with a confused look on her face. "Yes. It looks like your guinea pig has become annoyed by the other male's presence. He's protesting by not eating and so that is why he has lost weight. Nothing is wrong with him. His territory is now being shared with someone else and he's definitly not happy about it." "I-I didn't think about it that way. Is there anything I could do to make him feel better or maybe help him get used to Chanyeol?" "Maybe if you sperate them for a bit and intorduce them to each other again after a little while, it would help. Maybe have a play date for the two of them where they can just run around and play together and munch on some snacks."

"Wit,Wit"

"We seem to have another guest. Is the other male here too?" "Yes. Shall I take him out?" "Yes let's take a look at him aswell since he's here." The owner nodded and took Chanyeol out of the cage and handed him to the vet. "Oh wow he's big." "Yes he was the largest male at the pet store though he was still getting beat up. The shop owner begged me to take him off her hands or else he would probably end up being beaten to death." "Oh my. I have never heard about a case of animal bullying. Quiet the friendly giant aren't you big guy?" Chanyeol kept sniffing the vet's jacket curiously as the vet observed him. When he put him down Chanyeol walked over to where Baekhyun was, sitting down looking all tired. He nuzzled Baekhyun's side of the face and then stood closer to him. "Hyungie. Why are we here? I'm scared." Baekhyun obviously didn't answer. He was scared himself but he didn't have the energy to show it. Chanyeol sat by Baekhyun, fur to fur and he started shaking in fright. "Well the big one doesn't seem to be on bad terms with the short haired one. They actually look pretty cute like this. The big dependant on the small." "If only Baekhyun could regain some weight." "I suggest you do as I told you. Seperate them in diffirent cages for a while then introduce them to each other, bit by bit. "Thank you a lot doctor. I will do as you told me and thank you alot for your time." "You are welcome. Visit me again if you need any more help." "Thank you. I will."

On her way back to her house, the concerned owner couldn't stop thinking about her guinea pigs. The both of them stayed seated next to each other in their cage while keeping perfect silence. When their owner finally parked her car she grabbed the cage and headed up to her apartment. She would never have expected to find her mother there. A.K.A Baekhyun's worst enemy.

"Finally you are back! Do you know how long I have been waiting here for you to return?!" The mother scolded her daughter as if she was some ten year old. "Well maybe if you called me before coming here you would have found me at home." she responded with sarcasm. Her mother could be a bit irritating at times. Well not a bit...a lot. "I am your mother. I don't need an invitation to visit my daughter!" The owner sighed and walked past her mother, cage in hand and she placed it on the table. Immediatley she started taking them out of the carrying cage and put them into the original one.

*GASP* her mother gasped out loud as she realized that there were two Guinea pigs now. "W-what is this?! Two!?" "Yes the new one is called Chanyeol." their owner said with a smile as she caressed both their heads. "Why would you get a new one? As if one wasn't stinky enough!"

"Pschh! I always hated that old hag!" Baekhyun said from underneath his breath. Just loud enough for Chanyeol to hear.

"You don't understand mo-" The owner tried to say before her mother cut her short. "I understand perfectly clear that this house is turning into a stable!" The owner fell silent. She was clearly dissappointed by her mother's actions. "I got another one because I didn't want him to stay forever alone like me. Like us. Even animals deserve a companion in their life and may feel lonely." "Good maybe it would die sooner!" There was a silent pause where neither of them said anything.

"Get out." "What?" "I SAID GET OUT!" the owner screamed her lungs out at her mother. The mother looked at her daugher with an offended yet arrogant look on her face and then she grabbed her things and left the house in a hurry. The owner just sighed again and went on to the other room to get another cage. It wasn't the first time her mother was so bossy with her even though she didn't live with her anymore and the owner felt chocked up all the time becuase of her. It was about time she took a stand for her own and did what she did today.

"I hope that ugly woman chokes on her morning biscuit." Chanyeol said from the other side of the cage as he looked at his owner's mom back in hatred as she was leaving.

He looked back to check on Baekhyun and had to do a double take when he saw something amazing in front of him. Baekhyun was looking directly at him. He didn't know if he was angry at him or he was just staring out of curiosity so he asked, "Sorry hyungie. Did I bother you?" and then smiled at him exposing his cute eye smiles just in case he really was angry.

"So master didn't want to replace me? She just didn't want to see me...alone." At that moment a tear could be seen rolling down from his eye as he realized that his master didn't start to hate him at all she just wanted him to be happy with someone by his side. "Oh! Hyungie is smiling!" Chanyeol said as he continued to smile at him.

Several weeks later

'What is that sound?' *rustle, rustle* 'Could it be that annoying fly from outise that's always flying in the cage? He's visiting way too much nowadays.'

Baekhyun was trying to nap peacfully in his cage. He had been having alot of stress lately. Truthfully, he was having trouble with his weight again and he was really worried. The last thing he needed was that annoying fly here.

"Hyungie, Mr.Fly isn't as annoying as you say. He's really nice and always thanks me when I give him food."

"He only thanks you because you give him food! ANd it's your fault if he comes here everyday!"

"But hyungieeee-"

*rustle rustle*

'Wait a minute...'

*rustle*

"It's.."

*click*

"IT'S MASTER!!!"

"Where are my two fatties?" She yelled as she was still closing the front door. "Omo,omo,omo! MY piggies missed me so much!!" She cheered as both Baekhyun and Chanyeol continued to scream out for their master. She immediatley took the both of them out of their cage. "I can't believe you have gotten this big Byun Baekhyun! Are you eating more biscuits then you should again?!" "Aniiii-" "Yes master. The machine gives us ten biscuits extra now thanks to Mr.Fly." "Aishh. Be quiet you! Do you want to keep eating or not?" "Yes." "Then say that you are not eating extra food." "Oh-Ok. No master the machine does not give us ten extra biscuits thanks to Mr.FLy. Definetly not!" Baekhyun sighed and face palmed himeslf. This guinea pig was too innocent for him. But he wouldn't have it any other way.