Hardly Working

Description

 

Wherein no one seems to get anything done, aside from mass destruction and inappropriate employee relations. 

 


 

Title: Hardly Working

Genre: comedy, work!au

Warnings: swearing and mentions of (if anything, it'll be insinuated, probably not )

Characters: OC (Hwang Seulgi) / Topp Dogg

Pairings: TBD (a romance plot with every member is not guaranteed, because how crazy would that be????)

Description: Some people say that office jobs are boring and time is a constant standstill. That's exactly what you had in mind when you applied for the newly opened finance position at Lotus Supply Co., Korea's number #1 Toner Manufacturing Company (apparently; that's what the ad said). But as you settled down in your new desk, your computer, and started calculating numbers, one thing was made very apparent to you: you were the only one that showed up to work that day. Apparently, you didn't get the memo about "Ditch Day Wednesday."  

 


 

So the other day, I was looking for Topp Dogg fics, but then I realized that there weren't nearly enough than what they deserve. So here I am, writing one!

Foreword

The Charming Male Staff at Lotus Supply Co., Your Favorite Toner Manufacturing Company: (It's long, yes, but if you want to see how -ish your bias is, go right ahead!)

Sehyuk: The one guy that actually does his work, and violently shushes whoever dares to speak on his watch. What a nerd, right? He also really needs to control his anger problems, because it's starting to scare the interns. The office would schedule an intervention, if they weren't so afraid that he'd rip out their kidneys.

Nakta: The one who steals everyone's food from the employee refrigerator (even when Sehyuk specifically wrote his name and told everyone not to eat his tuna casserole!) and doesn't even feel the slightest bit remorse about it. What an .

Jenissi: The one that doesn't do (and that's coming from people who don't do to begin with). He's the one throwing parties during work and planning things like "Taco Tuesdays." At this point, Sehyuk's this close to filing a formal noise complaint to HR.

Hyosang: The guy everyone sticks their neck out just to watch walk to the copy machine (because wow, what kind of man looks that good in a suit). Hips don't lie.

Hansol: The cute receptionist who's just a big ball of sunshine. It's a shame he's as dumb as a brick.

Byungjoo: The one guy that most likely used his familial connections to get a job. He really doesn't know what he's doing, but he's really good at pretending he's keeping himself busy, which gets him by.

Sangdo: The guy that's always trying to shove pictures of his dog down everyone's throat, despite all of your complaints. No, you don't want to see the outfit he just bought his cocker spaniel.

Sanggyun: The intern that really doesn't do anything besides xerox copying his and making the paper jam. 

Hojoon: He hasn't done anything in years, but he's just set his personal record on spider solitare, which should count for something, right? No one seems to have noticed this, but whenever he randomly screams "Yes!," people just assume he just really, really likes selling printer toner. 

Jiho: The guy who puts more effort into playing pranks and making bets than actually doing something important (for the company and for himself). He also has a mild gambling problem (there's a reason they won't allow him in finances), but it's okay, Nakta just ate a sandwich filled with laxatives.

Seogoong: The guy that always has something sarcastic to say and swears way too much ("I'm a realist, no sugar-coating"). Still not as high on the totem pole as Nakta, though.

Gohn: The guy that never shows up to work. One time, he was gone for so long that everyone assumed he died. Jiho auctioned off all of his stuff (presumably to compensate for the gambling deficit that month), but when he showed up a week later, everyone just told him someone broke into the building and jacked his stuff. It somehow worked out, until Gohn saw Seogoong using his laptop.

Yano: The intern that should really be canned for half the things he says, but isn't because he knows too much at this point. He somehow seems to know everything about everyone, which puts the company in a pretty awkward positon. God forbid anything happen to Taco Tuesdays. 

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