"Oh its going perfectly well alright. Mmhmm. Are you sure? Uhuh. Of course, I know everything about him." Jongin couldn't believe this conversation! Well, a part of the conversation. Does this creeper stalk others too? How did the other victims deal with him? Oh how he wished he could talk to them and ask for advice!

"Hahaha! I hope so too. How's it going with your relationship?" There was a pause for around half a minute.

"That's good. Okay, we'll be there. If he won't go?" Kyungsoo lets out a chuckle fit for some villain planning world domination.

"I have my ways." Kyungsoo's eyes suddenly turn into slits and Jongin has a feeling that they were talking about him all along. So much for asking for advice.

Disclaimer: 

Most pick up lines and knock knock jokes mentioned here are not mine. 

Credits go to their respective owners. I own nothing but the plot. 

Most of the fics I read were angst. Most of it were Kaisoo. I just want my OTP to be happy XD While writing this, I lost or couldn't get back to the real plot line so it's just a mix of all the ideas I have for oneshots combined in this chaptered fic. It was fun writing and I may have gotten a little carried away. ㅋㅋㅋ Anyway, I still tried to make it all connected so... just see how it goes. May you enjoy reading this fic! ^^ Kaisoo ftw

Credits:

Thank you so much to crybaby graphics for the lovely poster~!